@ATCanonymous Best: Drive Thru Beer Store while in college. (We were allowed to take home kegs that were brought back not empty.๐)
Worst: Grocery Store Clerk
I swear to god if I get one more text message from a friend or family member asking about COVID-19 I am going to fire my phone into the sun.
I am a sports doctor for crying out loud. COVID-19 is immune to Naproxen, exercise, and Cortisone! I am useless!
I mean Iโm not trying to be funny here ๐๐, but are the high school baseball coaches not allowed to come in and cut their grass and rake their infields??? Has anyone checked to make sure they will be ok!?
Who gets more upset about being called a boomer?
-an actual boomer, because they feel disrespected โrespect your elders!โ
-a 40 yr old, whoโs grasping at the last hairs of youth โI WAS BORN IN 79!โ
Evil villain: Iโll destroy the world unless you give me 32,000 used gift bags youโve kept in a closet just in case muahahha
Everyone: oh no weโre doomed
My wife: hold my wine
We didn't make the playoffs in football and we have open week this last week of the season. We should be done, yet our coach is having JV vs Freshman scrimmage, or what I like to call the Patty Cake World Cup today. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
@ATCanonymous @at_texan
When I was an SAT, I had to carry 2 10-gallon coolers, full of water, bare-handed, uphill, both ways, in the snow and wind, with those Powerade cooler handles.