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What's the best thing that happened to you today?

#BestThingOfTheDay

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My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther. He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

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*In the park*
Stranger: Your dog is kind of unusual looking.
Me: Haha, yeah, he's interbred.
Duck: *waddles up* I'll tell you who else is into bread.

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Good morning my friends!

[Scott Kennedy @4yp6vspmjn]

“ Stand together, strong and free“
(walking with the angels) dedicated to my friends who have been shadow banned:keep on keeping on your appreciated🙏🙏🙏🫂🫂🫂🎤🎸👍🤓 I wrote some lyrics, some guitar, some harmonies and some backup vocals to jam with a jam track called stand together groove guitar backing track in E,from Elevated Jam Tracks on YouTube(they deserve full credit for the background music) here are the lyrics:::
CHORUS-
We’re gonna walk some miles, we’re gonna talk a while,we’ll stand together, strong and free, if they bring a fight to us, we’ll give it back to them. We’ll stand together, strong and free.
(walking with the angels, we are, talking with the angels we are,Ahhhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhhh)
If we’re leaving in the morning, we’ll have a ways to go to be free,
Repeat Chorus:lead guitar; we’ll stand together strong and free-
Turn the lights on now it’s getting dark in here,this site is sure disgusting me,there’s the pretence of freedom in your speech,that’s a goddamn lie as we can see, they hide the truth of this,they are the brutes of this,even though they hide it we can see,through the darkness we will climb all the way to the mountain top and when we get there, we shall scream……
Repeat chorus:
Lead guitar outro…..

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Hear me out:

A Jimmy Buffett heavy metal tribute band called

Lost Shaker Assault.

Who else is on the lineup?

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A champagne bottle.

The cork is the 'cap', the bottle is the 'stick', and the cork popping is the 'gun' - all metaphors for the elements of a champagne bottle used for celebrations.

That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago.

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How's the diet going?' I asked my friend.

'Not good,' he sighed, 'I had 5 eggs for breakfast this morning.'

'Oh dear, fried?'

'No, Cadbury's.

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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort immediately.

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# Still Standing https://t.co/V7WVuIYMhs

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You're handling this better than you think: You stayed soft in a world that wanted you hard, you found a way when there seemed to be none, you're not stuck. You're gathering momentum. I'm damn proud of you.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met? Wasabi.

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🎭 RIDDLE TIME

I have a cap that cannot be worn, a stick that cannot be held, and a gun that does not fire. I am used to mark a new beginning. What am I?

Answer drops in 2 hours!

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What's the worst vegetable to bring on a boat?

A leek.

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I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches...

She said: Suture self.

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Most people would prefer to have the time off between Christmas and New Year, but I have a better idea. I'd like to have the time off between New Year and Christmas.

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My girlfriend's cellphone service is terrible! Eight days ago she said, 'We're breaking up,' and the call ended.

It's gone straight to voicemail ever since.

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Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?

It was a Careless Swiss Pear.

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As a dentist, I only get paid for each prosthetic implant I complete... Nothing dentured, nothing gained.

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Prostate exams have the distinction of being the first to use digital technology.

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

The world would be a better place if
Stephen Miller's dad used a condom.

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@DennyGo8 And too chicken shit to say it on their real account