Doc Coyle

Guitarist for God Forbid. Snot. Vagus Nerve. Ex-Bad Wolves. Host of The Ex Man Podcast.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

About to board a flight to Belgium to start this Snot European tour. We have Download Fest and Graspop and a handful of headliners. This is gonna be a blast! We are playing a lot small towns I’ve never been to, so please let me know if any friends are anywhere near these spots. European vacation starts NOW! Let’s go, Griswolds 🤘🤘

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love New York 🧡💙

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

@nelsonblake2 Yeah. Trading him at low value isn’t great.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

I actually Randle for D’Aaron Fox would be a good trade for both teams. Spurs need a true power forward and some size outside of Wemby. Wolves probably want to move on from JR and need a point guard.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Many rival scouts have pointed to Julius Randle being packaged with Donte DiVincenzo and the 28th pick for an established All-Star-like talent to pair with Anthony Edwards, per @BrettSiegelNBA

(https://t.co/RYUmA9yU7M)

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

@nelsonblake2 I wouldn’t do that. That would slow the team down a lot. The need some other size and maybe a proper 6’8 wing. And figure out the log jam at guard.

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

I slept on it. I had to do it.

The New York Knicks title deserves an asterisk.

They join my definitive short list of NBA championships with an asterisk: https://t.co/RVVvIwVCdB

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

People don’t realize what they just saw 🤯

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

@vanillaopinions Yeah. I think an anchor would be more professional

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

This is such bad analysis and dudes who don’t know anything about relationships just fail on this point.

Bear was a depressed, unaccomplished man, who did not have the basic courage to ask a girl he liked out, and tell her how he felt. He wasn’t a “nice guy”. He was a weak man.

His crush was surface level and did not truly acknowledge the humanity of Nikki. If he worked on himself and didn’t view a relationship to fix everything he miserable about and naturally built self confidence through taking care of himself and making progress as a man, it would be no issue to date a girl like Nikki.

It’s sad one has to explain the “be careful what you ask for” cliche.

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

This new trailer looks sick.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Sadie Sink in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

(via: @kepleravocado)

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

This is the funniest, most embarrassing analogy for the entire Trump era.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch has obtained an internal email revealing the Trump admin has elevated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool algae crisis to a "regional and national priority" — desperately seeking federal workers for 12-hour scrubbing shifts just weeks after a $14 million renovation that Trump promised would make it "gorgeous." https://t.co/sZsZKUewgZ

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

Professor Jiang is 3 for 3 in pre-2nd term predictions.

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

When both the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal call out Trump’s Iran deal as a U.S. defeat, that’s telling.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

You simply don't understand

Americans giving $300B to the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism is a small price to pay to own the libs

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

It’s hard to believe Hegseth’s ability to bench press or do chin ups didn’t factor into his ability to be a good Secretary of War.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Given how badly the US lost the Iran War, and how badly Hegseth et al. botched it, their über-masculine tough-guy act is going to look extraordinarily comical in the eyes of history.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

The algae infested reflecting pool is a metaphor

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

If you look like that at 19 you earned a little terrorism

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

The first hour of this movie fucks, and then it starts to lose steam halfway through.

[AlexH @DryToast2810]

Say what you want about Disclosure Day but I think that yet another admirable quality of Spielberg is that he throws us into this story at the start of Act 2 and trusts the viewer to figure out what’s happened after 20 minutes, once they realise there’s no “3 Days Earlier” screen

[Doc Coyle @DocCoyle]

European rig rundown 🎸