Things I wish I could say to insurance companies:
If you spent half as much time approving claims
as you do rejecting them,
the world would be a happier place.
Things I wish I could say to my staff:
I appreciate you more than I say.
But alsoβ¦
please do that thing i told you to do 10 min ago
and you said 5 min
and it's already 5 min beyond your 5 min,
THANKS !
Things I wish I could say to my staff:
If I look confused, itβs because I am.
Please donβt hand me more instruments.
I'm waiting for my ZEN, wait with me.π·
Things I wish I could say to my patient:
Youβre not paying for the filling.
Youβre paying for the years of training that prevent me from drilling the wrong tooth.
PAY UP !!
Things I wish I could say to my patient:
My assistant and I communicate telepathically.
You and Iβ¦
are still struggling with βopen wider.β.. what sirrr, more!!
Things I wish I could say to my patient:
When you donβt show upβ¦
I donβt get angry.
I just lose a tiny piece of my soul and few hours of sterilization time of my sane life.