Doc Gregith

I’m an old ass Doc that fucking hands out coke for headaches

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

Me: I got some good news for you.
Patient: what?
Me: You and your wife are going to save a ton of money on your vacation this summer.
Patient: How?
Me: only 1 of you is going

[Doc Gregith @DocGregith]

My mom told me when I was older I would have women all over me. This is me now:

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Got a new job

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Meanwhile me at work

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It’s payback time Mother Fucker!

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Feeling cute. Might delete later though

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Fucking bugs

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I’m pretty ugly so you’re all safe

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Me talking to a patient

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I found a lump under my left testicle and immediately went to my doctor. He told me I was fine and this it was just my kneecap.

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New office doormat ordered

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Having to get dressed to go back to work on Monday