"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."
One of my favorite bits before I leave a place is to bring this video up to someone with zero context and get them to watch it on my phone and then see their face slowly turn to confusion when they realize it’s a 6min long video that I am not letting them skip a single part of
A rap group from Staten Island released this music video about how much they love percs in 2012.
Every single person who appears in the video is now dead except one.