Hypothetical Human

I watch a lot of football (yes, soccer not the caveman sport)/ I Don't smell / Never have I ever pigged out on Pringles 😎 / LFC

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

You can't force me to put stuff in my body, that's communism.

Also right wing: ok daddy, pump me with that T

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The High-T Department of War.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DRINK!!!!

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

Sounds like you need some of that low T eval from your buddy pete...

[Ethan Hunt @Americanus63136]

liberal women on Hinge are such miserable people man

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

Housing and food unnafordable?
That's alright, feel secure. Israel is getting more money.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

314-104, U.S. HOUSE REJECTS AMENDMENT TO CUT OFF ISRAEL AID

[Iker Casillas @IkerCasillas]

Y por qué no?

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

If this wasn't indicative of where English football is at the moment, don't know what is..Arteta is at fault for this if you wanna blame someone other than Tuchel.

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

🚨Thomas Tuchel: "Regrets? Zero. It was one of our BEST games
Maybe The Best."

This was how Thomas Tuchel had England playing in the 84th minute leading by 1-0 against Argentina.

Either he was compromised or some of his relatives must've migrated to Argentina after WW2 😐

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Call me a radical leftist, but the courts determining the President of the United States is a rapist should be grounds for immediate removal.

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

What happened to checking fouls in phases of play you little bitch @FIFAcom

[SENYO @Senyyo]

No Foul ❌ No VAR Check ❌ Goal Allowed ✅

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

I'm not sure why people are surprised. It's who he is. Not great at Bayern, Dortmund, Chelsea, anywhere. Some people are just not great managers and they need to end this god complex they can manage anywhere...

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Thomas Tuchel had all 11 England players behind the ball after they took the lead.

Fell short just minutes away from seeing it out 😬

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

I'm not a keeper but looks like middle of goal and poor positioning.

[CFCDigest @CFCDigest]

Maybe I’m being naive, but what is that positioning by pickford?

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

TAXPAYER FUNDED GENDER AFFIRMING CARE?!?!

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

I need this serial rapist to say something nice about his friend Milei and Argentina ASAP

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WATCH: President Trump says he played golf with Harry Kane and he “likes him a lot”

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

this would be gender affirming care, btw. dumbest fucking administration in history.

[VAMOS MEXICO 🇲🇽 MUNDIAL 2026 🏆⚽️ @eltri_united]

Can’t believe I’m saying this. Rather watch this game in English because Andres Cantor is so fucking annoying

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

First team to get carded, England. After Arg made 10 fouls. Can't make this up. Hope they leave the tournament fast

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

@beeinbostonn Wym? Just show up. If it's not good, it's cool. Happens. The other person is likely more nervous than you to even notice.

[Kevin Clemente @Mellow_Magikarp]

Me + my walkout music if I were a gym leader #Blink

[Hypothetical Human @docilecharizard]

No. He's just kidding.

He told you morons he was gonna run a business. His business if grift and crime

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump announces that he is terminating 3 million acres of national monuments, opening them up to drilling, mining, and industrial development.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Congratulations go out to E. Jean Carroll who just became the first person in history to collect on a debt from Donald Trump.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

In a normal world, a sitting US president who paid the woman he raped $5.6M would be historic news.