jordan mohr

[jordan mohr @docj416]

"if you got addicted to heroin 9 months into us dating id be so pissed" - my boyfriend outside of a diner 2026

[jordan mohr @docj416]

"breakfast is the best time of year"

[jordan mohr @docj416]

cant wait till my son enter those middle school science fairs. fuck yall volcanoes, we're cooking straight crack

[jordan mohr @docj416]

i didn't realize i wasnt getting raptured because i have hoes

[jordan mohr @docj416]

chicken bake date on da ovens🙂��↕️

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crazy work @bigboii_66

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if you dont start your day with a black and mild and a mug root beer you are wrong and your opinion is invalid

[jordan mohr @docj416]

how you got bbs wheels but a dead kid

[jordan mohr @docj416]

they like how quick i am with a joke call that my gag reflex

[jordan mohr @docj416]

sorry i didnt answer i was practicing tweaking for when i hear camel crushes shake

[jordan mohr @docj416]

"dickin the oduss, bong in hand"

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toothless is just an acura tl with a v10

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breast hat🐉

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why they light that bitch on fire?

[jordan mohr @docj416]

can i borrow your baby?!?

[jordan mohr @docj416]

"you want some robitusin?"

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aura farming in his aura sphere

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Serious question on the ass topic

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take an eighth we're going to breakfast

[jordan mohr @docj416]

the honorary cracker, jackie chan