Doc Jones

Doc Jones parody account.

[Doc Jones @DocJonesFunny]

@DLWeeks83 thanks for the day off Danny. We'll smoke a pipe here soon

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Don't make me mad. I once almost jerked a boy down by his tie. Just ask @Holden0824 #goodtimes

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I remember the first time students took this test. The letter grade has remained the same. #F

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Friends, students, and former students, we have a deceiver in our midst. Do not let this imposter deceive you. @DocRJonesParody

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Every Monday I try to think of good reasons for why I didn't retire...... None come to mind. #HateMondays

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The one letter none of my students will see this year

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Been off of twitter for a while, but it's time to tweet again.

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And I thought '13 was full of failures. They may have some competition on their hands with these kids.

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The idea of being locked up on a social network is quite illogical

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@SirDirtyDan Dan, I appreciate your sardonic jocularity.

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Ran over myself again today. #missmychrysler

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One more hour of talking to these kids about hamlet. I don't see the point, they're all going to fail anyway. #F #F #F

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@JKaffryn Maybe I can be of some assistance.

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You mean I've gotta stay in till after lunch again? Logically that makes no sense to me

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All people who are in my class are people who fail. He is a person who is in my class, therefore; he is a person who will fail. #Logic

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Just found out what Y.O.L.O. means #YOLO

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Tomorrow begins my last week ever in Hell. It's amazing how time flies when I'm there. #GonnaMissHell

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Ready for the phobia test,or do you have #Fonmytestaphobia ?

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You think this is Hell? Wait until next week! #YouAin'tSeenNothingYet

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Thinking about making a snapchat. #YOLO