Casey

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[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@ShriramKMurthi multiple => "Men-o'-War"?

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@thingsAxelSays That's going to be a violent party!

[Sara Gosline @sargoshoe]

I’m the most horrible parent ever as I’m away on business when my kid marches in one of the biggest parades in the city. If any of you happen to see a high school band with an impossibly small sousaphone player please cheer for her!!! Her name is talia 😍

[MAA @maanow]

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks: 'Does everyone want a drink?'

The first logician says: 'I don't know.'

The second logician says: 'I don't know.'

The third logician says: 'Yes.'

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@sargoshoe 6 pairs of skis
6 pairs of ski poles
6 pairs of ski boots
6 ski helmets
5 climbing helmets
2 70m ropes
assorted climbing gear including double rack

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

Why is #twitter showing me an ad for an engine for my F-35 fighter jet?

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

#CNN just put the foreperson of the GA election grand jury on air and subsequently put on a legal expert to say how inappropriate it was for her to speak publicly.

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@allmightyegg @JuliaNEM33 Free cosmetic surgery for anyone who feels insecure about their appearance is an interesting idea. I wonder how society would be impacted.

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@lzsthw In 1998 I was working for a local ISP that had developed its own HTML templating language with an interpreter written in Perl. Every single page load required a new instance of Perl to be started.

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@FryRsquared I think you're trying to make a joke about correlation between dying and making a statistical error, but everyone dies so there is no correlation.

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

Very disappointed that mainstream media will report on an "unidentified object" that is "flying," without calling it a #UFO .

[Rohan Padhye @moarbugs]

Quote of the day: "Static analysis has found a few bugs in SQLite, but those are the exceptions. More bugs have been introduced into SQLite while trying to get it to compile without warnings than have been found by static analysis."

Source: https://t.co/EoqVGAnV1D

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@AnotherCatte @BarriusK @ClaireMax I don't think anybody is saying that meeting people organically is uniformly unacceptable, just that in a hetero dynamic a male must never initiate.

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@bschne @ShriramKMurthi That is my guess as well.

[Tomer Ullman @TomerUllman]

daughter calls me, crying; son is propped against bed, pale and holding his side.

S: we were playing a game, and she kicked me

Me: what's the game called?

S: The Kicking Game

Me: what do you do in the Kicking Game?

S: you kick people

Me:

D (sobs): I didn't *mean* to!

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@ClaireMax It's a small step from polyarmory to polyamory.

[Casey @doclabyrinth]

@odannyboy Apparently you laid off most of the commas.

[Shriram Krishnamurthi (primary: Bluesky) @ShriramKMurthi]

Write programs, not too much, mostly functionally.
—with apologies to Michael Pollan