Matt Wayne

Canadian Family Physician, avid Martial Artist, amateur Stand-up Comedian, great big Star Wars fan. I use Twitter only for spreading jokes and comedy.

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@elonmuskADO It needs to be TwiX.

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All these deep philosophical takes on the Barbie movie have me thinking I need to give G.I. Joe another watch.
#BarbieMovie

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@TheFirstOkiro Dash Rendar

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@mattteale @HamillHimself Should��ve let him play with the Wampa.

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@EthanVanSciver You should become like the Pigeon Woman from Home Alone 2, except with Tree Frogs.

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@EthanVanSciver A

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Every time my iPhone fails to recognize my face I have faith that the Skynet machine war is still a few years off. #skynet #terminator #judgementday.

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Water is like the poor man’s carbonated water.

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@EthanVanSciver 3

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Why is there no Kenneth Bania comedy special on Netflix? #seinfeld

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Did you know the Bruce Willis is the star of both the Die Hard (1988-2013) and Hard Kill (2020-2020) movie franchises?! #themoreyouknow

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@EthanVanSciver I vote B

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May COVID be in 2021 what Tiger King memes have become in 2020. #Covid_19 #TigerKing

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I think they should call Die Hard 6: Six Ways to Die Hard: Tokyo Drift. #diehard

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It’s not that I’m Anti-Mask. It’s that I’m Pro-Face.

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Being a father is largely guarding your genitals from accidental blunt force trauma from your children. #happyfathersday

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I just hope the Rocky statue makes it.

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COVID-19 infection rates in the Ninja population remain at 0%. #covid19 #ninjas

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What some people don’t understand is that the swearing during IKEA furniture assembly is just as important as every screw. It might even be more important.#ikea

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Pancake Tuesday should be moved to Pancake Monday where it can do more good. #pancaketuesday #caseofthemondays