Doc Pemberton

Inventor of Coca-Cola, licensed pharmacist and practitioner of deliciousness since 1886. Welcome to the 140-character musings of a digital un-native.

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Interesting technological advancement. Call me when you achieve deliciousness. #VR=#VeryRefreshing http://t.co/oeNs1uL5TX

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All this music festival talk has me reminiscing about the good ol’ times with the band. #IceColdJams

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A summer session of simultaneous sipping and sliding? Sounds splendid. #SipNSlide #HappyHackSummer

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I'm accredited for my refreshing achievements, but most are unaware of my #LesserKnownInventions like the #Catochord.

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I went and #GOT my beard festooned in honor of tonight's titillating recommencement. #BeardComplimentsAreComing

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Cyberspace is full of cyber-shenanigans. I just replied to some Twitter tomfoolery with #MakeItHappy.

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@Beelzebibi A perfect costume, indeed!

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My friends often say, “Keep your chin up, Doc.” Little do they know I have to or else my beard gets doused in Coca­-Cola.

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@SASTraveler Your beard is admirable, good sir.

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@bfeocrcda You very well could be, m'lady.

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I've always said beards are souls you wear on your face. I occasionally feed my soul small droplets of my invention.

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A lot of things are better now than in the 1890s, but @CocaCola isn't one of them because I'd already invented it by then. #TrueStory

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While one should not judge a book by its cover, please do judge a beverage by its can. #ItsWhatsDeliciousInsideThatCounts

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@elshearer Allow me to serenade you with a melodious chant of your very own, Emily. https://t.co/TUdc8GjEJd

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@katiec898 This little ditty, Katie, was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment. https://t.co/yBeiOIVfup

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@Reedy_Scott Allow me to serenade you with a melodious chant of your very own, Scott. https://t.co/QPlh71cM1g

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@Beer_Olympics12 Here’s a melody for you unlike any played on your household gramophone. https://t.co/krzxzd5hPb

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@JrBashi This little ditty was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment.  https://t.co/GmG3jvyXD7

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@Josephlikebacon Allow me to serenade you with a melodious chant of your very own, Joseph. https://t.co/vlFi3aRMev

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@kaitlyndrost This little ditty, Kaitlyn, was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment. https://t.co/ft86s6ia2o