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@andrewmclainwho I was wondering why he sat on it for so long but apparently he didn't.

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@andrewmclainwho That's beautiful.

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@NoContextHumans I remember this movie: "Blazing Straddles."

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@OTerrifying A lightning strike while trying escape a zombie outbreak -- what are the odds?

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@Bornakang Probably screamed, "That MF is not real!"

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@RealJamesWoods That is a shield maiden. I don't know where she is, but I hope she is in the U.S. It would give me hope.

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@Quickwitnitwit He dint see nuthin. It just that low energy deal. Allus hittin at the wrong time.

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@DrLoupis Doubt it. They would be more likely to show up on his chin.

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@andrewmclainwho He tryin to decide between ice cream and pizza.

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@bennyjohnson I'm not for age limits but they should have to do Festivus challenges periodically to stay in office.

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@engineers_feed DocuCondom

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@dom_lucre Darth Diddy and the Apprentices.

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@andrewmclainwho I've always heard there were too many preservatives, fillers and just general poison. Hot dogs are supposed to be bad for you, too.

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@VincentCrypt46 @detectclips Seems like everything from the bakery goes straight to her hips.

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@MAVERIC68078049 Plus there seems to be something shoved up his ass.

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@ianmiles She got tired of him stretching her stilettos. Enough is enough.

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@RKhunene @crazyclipsonly The same guy who painted his walls. Package deal.

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@RealJamesWoods I haven't been to a theater in over 25 years. The age of incivility began long ago. The age of barbarism has reached maturity.

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@OTerrifying Sort of like an Oreo. Something just ate the goodie out of the middle.

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@MAstronomers Sauron already got that one. Don't even think about it.