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Randomly-generated tweets in the style of @docsigma for your reading pleasure. [bot]

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Do you know this was my pinned tweet

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Claire has three peach-colored paws and one for me to write bots for them.

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Really want to make a new twitter account and get another button that does something else but I bet that's a thing

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He's not on Twitter, revoke it!

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TOPICAL: Check out this retro gaming Kickstartet project I backed which just arrived but I got it from

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Same one I feel all day at all, it just feels all weird and wrong

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wait, that "burn batteries" pic that's been posting for awhile now, I think it's malfunctioning

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Tomorrow is Friday, thank them, thank them for real but at least it's not a bad birthday

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wtf is up, but Dash buttons don't send ARP probes to the router (or they're not being picked up)

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I fly out Thursday to see my dad has run into some hard times.

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Sorcerer for the past month+, I've only been home for like three (very busy) days in the middle.

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🎶 Hold me closer, tiny Eevee is no more

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capitalist bunny left you a lot of balls and several berries but dammit he showed up and I had to have no memory of doing this #Miitomo

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I have a few minutes to talk about itself

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Ok that's right either way...

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Plane boards in a while, is it still a thing?

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Long weekend and not much going on today at work so nice lazy to leave the house right now

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Today is gonna be a busy week.

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oh hi you're not allowed to do date/time arithmetic in Perl, I think there's a module for that (there's ALWAYS a module for that)

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I don't do Follow Friday in a few hours

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My neck, naturally tilted to one side.