keetardedTorta

they say you are what you eat, well... ~ not affiliated ~ Keeta is the final layer
early investor March 2025 🫡 🩺

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Tomorrow is going to be a big day for keeta:native and I want to break down exactly what we can expect, because I actually listened to @schenkty voice call from tonight and the details are serious.

Keeta Personal goes live tomorrow. And I mean actually live, not a waitlist, not a beta invite, live. Ty confirmed it himself tonight, said the team is putting on the final polish as we speak and is targeting a midday US announcement on X. There will be an X Spaces as well so you can listen in real time.

Now here is what actually ships tomorrow and this is straight from Ty's mouth tonight, not speculation. You get multi-currency accounts supporting USD, GBP, EUR, AED, HKD, JPY, MXN, CNY and CAD, open to citizens of 160 to 190 countries. You get USDC across Ethereum, Arbitrum and Base plus Tether on Ethereum. You get Visa Direct outbound in 15 currencies and Swift outbound. You can convert between currencies and crypto in real time with basically zero slippage on major pairs.

But the thing @schenkty said he is most excited about is the ACH debit feature, and honestly once you understand it you get why. You will have a named debit account in your own name, meaning your mortgage, your credit card, your phone bill, your auto payment, all of it can pull directly from your Keeta wallet automatically. No more converting crypto a week in advance to pay a bill. You hold your money in Keeta, in whatever currency or crypto you want, and your bills just get paid. Ty literally said this has never happened before and he is right.

Partners have already been testing this privately and Ty said their reaction when it worked was genuinely surprised, because things like this usually don't work. This one does.

What is not coming tomorrow, iOS app is still waiting on Apple approval, Ledger integration confirmed coming but not yet, virtual card is close but not tomorrow, UK and Euro local pay-ins are a fast follow after launch.

And then there is the thing Ty dropped almost casually. Someone asked about the big name backer and Ty laughed and said the community has absolutely zero clue who it is. Not Eric Schmidt level, something different. He confirmed that announcement is the goal for the coming weeks once Personal is live.

This is not hype from a random tweet. This is the founder, tonight, on a voice call, listing exactly what ships tomorrow. If you have been waiting for the moment where the product actually exists and works, tomorrow is that moment.

Be ready!

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@C_Zar_69420 Bull div

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@dappfiddler That OR you could control a large amount of supply and just rape the chart to discourage investors however that's just called market manipulation

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@dappfiddler Time will tell, I'm not expecting some big name bank (or even one I've heard of) but this is probably still months away. Just no sense in getting overly bearish by suggesting they're not actually buying a bank

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@dappfiddler That it only works if the activist controls a large enough supply to be relevant. Essentially to be an activist investor for Keeta you'll have to become a validator to directly vote on network changes or wait until the network decentralizes and delegate to a rep that you agree w.

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@dappfiddler There's plenty of other projects performing well rn, if you truly have no faith in the team then wouldn't you move your Keeta position into an asset that is performing well? Logically you must be betting on the team delivering something to make it worth holding

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@dappfiddler I would agree here however we can manage our expectations while also remaining bullish. I mean the fact that you still hold a bag is evidence that you aren't as bearish as you act. Surely you've factored opportunity cost for keeping your position.

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@dappfiddler Yeah he explained they were all aware of the migration that was happening on that day, what was unexpected was how much it would degrade Bivo's connectivity.

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@doctadegen Was just an idea. And you’re right the word bank was used .

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@dappfiddler Ok but it's not a bank lol, Keeta specifically said they are buying a bank. Bivo distributes deposits across multiple banking partners. Fundamental difference here.

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@Vivek4real_ So you're saying OTC buys have little effect on the chart but leveraged longs/shorts do especially when there's no real spot demand? Wow it's all so mysterious

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@A_Stock_Story @Xandriuz Awesome!