sam (worlds third best investigator)

#1 goldy gopher fan ever • club penguin enthusiast • 🐸 🔍 • sporcle countries and capitals legend • pwhl fan, especially if CJ or michela cava are involved

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

i got drunk for the first time, that shit’s awesome

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

trying to sleep and I have to get up to tell my roommate to stfu because I can hear her having sex.

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

i don’t think anything grinds my gears more than when my roommates take clean dishes from the rack and don’t put any of the other ones away and also don’t re-wash the ones they just took, and they just sit in the sink for ages

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

@cormacbartlett raw milk

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

am i not woke enough or is it absurd that my roommate got “overstimulated” by me filling a pot with water to boil…

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

all I can think about is everything is tuberculosis by John Green

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

neither of my roommates had ever heard of hand foot mouth disease…

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

spotify cut me off from audiobook hours 😔

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

i did not know that john green narrated everything is tuberculosis and this has made my day

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

10 page article and over 3 pages are references 🥵🥵

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

cleaned the whole apartment while my roommates were at a furry convention 🫥

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

new goodreads logo is hideous 😭

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

unclogged the shower drain from hair that’s not mine🤢🤢

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

i despise people who go to book sales just to use their stupid little scanner and resell books with a burning passion. they grind my gears. they boil my bones

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

wearing overalls and a tank top and feeling like a worker from Hadestown (I feel sexy af)

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

the feeling of home I get from seeing Illinois license plates is indescribable

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

I got blood sunglasses 😎

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

every nhl arena should sell a popsicle that looks their mascot. like you can’t tell me an orange flavoured gritty pop with wonky gum ball eyes wouldnt sell out every night

[Olivia - (WPBL era ⚾️) @oliviapwhl]

Day 33 of no PWHL hockey:

[sam (worlds third best investigator) @docter_sam]

@twincitiesqueen omg that was me!!! you’re even hotter in person tbh