Doctor Diddler™

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There's a fellow on twitter named Doctor Diddler. If any mods see Doctor Diddler in the chat, ban him immediately, please.

-Academic Agent

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@YourPalRags They're not even working with a blank piece of paper. They can color in-between the lines and they still fucked it up.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

Isn't Master Chief already the most decorated soldier in the UNSC by this point?

This is like talking shit to Captain America during WWII. Even if nobody says anything to her about it, her subordinates would almost certainly lose respect for her.

[Mannix @SirMannix]

Awful

Just Awful

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@PSA_Sitch @NathanJRobinson Don't hate on a man just trying to jestermaxx. How was Mao supposed to know that discredited farming methods like Lynsenkoism wouldn't work in China after they failed in the USSR?

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

At least the skinheads of yore tried to look tough. Nowadays you couldn't even punch a nazi without commiting an act of homophobia

[Vand1931 @vand1931]

@IfindWankers My default response now

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

Was gonna go see a certain movie and then saw it was 3 hours. Ouch. No thanks. It'll probably suck, anyways.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

Why is that trashbag wearing a wig and glasses?

[Love_BamBam(skincare curator) @Love_Bambammm]

Meet Barrister Rodiyah Omotoyosi Mikhail, Nigeria's first known lawyer to wear a niqab while practising law.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@DeltyThe73rd Weird place to hear this song lol

The Long Faces - Jane!

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@Nate_Tice How's this guy compare to Colby jack? Is he better at TE than CJ is at being cheese? Gotta know.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@ChristinaTasty There's this weird disconnect between how V spends the entire game desperate to live and when a solution presents itself the tone of the game from the music to the framing treats it like a huge tragedy that you went from suicidal NC legend to normal person. As if normality is bad

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@ChristinaTasty This is a good end that the game is convinced is a bad one. All your friends treat you like you took a shit on their bed and left but you're free from the brain-destroying virus and are removed from the rat race. You've done enough to be a legend anywhere but Night City.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@AkkadSecretary He went to the national archives, which houses the Declaration of Independence as well. Methinks there might be a reason the line might be so long today.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@BenjaminSolak Yeah, okay, but did you have to write Jalen Coker 17 times before that? Seems excessive.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

Took me 5 years to learn crime us bad, too. Only I learned it from birth like most people.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Realizing crime is bad has been my biggest political growth the last 5 years

Even if we spent more on enforcing fair evading than we get on missing fairs, that would be fine. People seeing people regularly jump fares without consequences makes people angry and more conservative

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

Germany now looking to cut down its carbon emissions by 0.0007% to help solve global warming while China is experimenting with pumping pure carbon dioxide into the air to see if they can alchemize it to gold, US to blame. More at 11.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Paris�� deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@MikeyNohMore You've already won by not being Britbong or born in the sewage pit he lives in.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

DEI has gone too far when literal ogres can get jobs as an executive.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Woman who was caught on video dumping out a Knicks-themed trash can & stealing it during the parade revealed to be a JPMorgan Chase DEI executive — who has since been fired.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@MikeyNohMore @RyanGOATehill Titans fans can't read. This is well-known.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

@MikeyNohMore @YouTube Sorry buddy you made fun of some mentally unhinged retards so now your ability to post videos will suffer forever. We here at Youtube have looked and there's just no conceivable way to stop this kind of abuse.

[Doctor Diddler™ @Doctor_Diddler]

Hidden Valley isn't going to be hidden for too much longer.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

The left: “he was a socialist folk hero who used political violence to take it to the man.”

Luigi: “I’m retarded.”