Bala

Days since I changed my Bio: 1...ah no, back down to 0. Tend to RT stuff that makes me laugh, occasionally have an original thought

[Bala @doctorbala]

@ReallyAmerican1 To be fair to them, if they think they flattened the curve re: COVID-19 the next logical step is flattening the curve of the Earth’s surface

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Bronx residents say they discovered multiples nooses hanging from trees in Van Cortlandt Park on Thursday night. The NYPD declined to open an investigation, claiming the knots were leftover piñata string https://t.co/iziOGIqxa1

[Clare Hymer @ClareHymer]

yeah fuck those stringy bits man

[Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets]

Another Andrew Cotter gem.

[all about maye 🚀❤️ @allaboutmayetml]

#OnThisDay in '65 Graham Hill led the first 24 laps of the #MonacoGP, then had to drive up the harbour chicane escape road to avoid a slower car. He got out, pushed his BRM back on track, & resumed. By lap 65 he'd fought his way back into the lead & went on to win. #Legend

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Icelandic forestry service is encouraging people to hug trees while social distancing measures prevent them from hugging other people.

[Bala @doctorbala]

“Say Anything” was not a damn suggestion mate https://t.co/0WuYdZso4C

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Enough said 😜🧼🧼🌸🌸🌸🌸 and thank you to all of the healthcare workers tirelessly working to keep us safe during this time !!!! #WorldHealthDay #ThanksHealthHeroes

[Bala @doctorbala]

But Matt Damon’s up there! RT @thehill: US professor arrested, accused of hiding relationship with Chinese university while working with NASA https://t.co/03Hb0XrVMK

[Bala @doctorbala]

@sharon_lynch Bit of a stretch from a statement via Fox Biz. He may not have done all he could for POC but he was handcuffed for 8 years

[Bala @doctorbala]

@R_o_M I’d get carried away with him as he tenderly lays me down on the bed and makes sweet love to me through the early hours (with the occasional kick)

[Patrick @PrayForPatrick]

I’m not saying I hold onto grudges, but I still haven’t forgiven timbaland for leaving me without a dope beat to step to.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Jordan is a damn legend for bringing up the “Crying Jordan” meme at Kobe and GiGi’s memorial

[Blake Montgomery @blakersdozen]

Since there was no SNL this week to clown the debate, I just watched this TikTok four hundred times

[L.O’Connor @Lewis_OConnor19]

My sister guys

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Nancy Pelosi rips up Trump's speech when he finishes. #SOTU

[Bala @doctorbala]

Uh, should this be allowed? RT @TheAcademy: https://t.co/vr1cbJMSsk

[Devutopia @D_Raval]

Who could’ve guessed that the first thing we hear about #Grenfell report is that it blames on firefighters not the policies of the Tory government or the inaction of the Tory council?
Anything about the role of the government or council won’t come out until AFTER the Election