doctor foxmeat

I’m a real ass wizard.

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@SaeedDiCaprio “Yet you are talking about it… checkmate, people who’ve had sex” -a dick rider on a dying app

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@BrettFromDJ @BriannaWu @elonmusk @xai They just did.

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@JackBox The boomer takes in the comments are fucking AMAZING!!! Y’all are some sad motherfuckers.

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Honestly, Elon has finally done something truly astonishing that the world would have NEVER thought possible two years ago. He’s made Mark Zuckerberg seem just a LITTLE less shitty. 🤯

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Follow me on this new, less dogshit ridden platform: https://t.co/PQTIDpdHnp

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@DevonSelfies @SKINNER Nah. He only fucks dudes with goatees and bacne.

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@JamesBradleyCA Why the fuck is Twitter suggesting tweets from a DUDE WITH A FUCKING GOATEE IN 2023?!?! This app is busted as hell!

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@jordanbpeterson *starts crying*

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@JoJoFromJerz “Someone’s” laptop? I think we all know it was Hillary using Hunter Biden’s laptop to try and hack in to MTG’s files to figure out how she is so smart and pretty and sane. It’s the only reasonable explanation. Somebody call Q.

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@BrothaLynchHung It’s EBK every day all day til the day I die!!!

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Wait… is Ed Sheeran SUPPOSED to be a caricature of an anthropomorphic skin tag that was struck by lightening at a Jason Mraz concert that owes all of it’s success to nepotism and family money… or is it just me?

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Might fuck around and destroy the air conditioning industry by inventing a device that will cool down any room in 90 seconds.

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@Bisonjewlog Got a copy of this one on VHS. Clamshell.

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@Anc_Aesthetics @mrice97 This is dumb as hell.

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@mattxiv

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@RidleyPWizard THIS is the future liberals want

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@WyomingRodie @krassenstein Oof.

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Everyone asking “what the fuck is up, Denny’s” but no one’s asking “how the fuck are you, Denny’s?”

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@WE6ARE6LEGION6 @JoJoFromJerz “Learn this well”
*tips fedora with a katana blade*