Dr. MAGA, MD

🇺🇲 Making America Great Again, one patient at a time. Healthcare should be a privilege, not a right. 🇺🇲

#EmergencyMedicine #MedTwitter #MAGA #Trump2020

[MidlevelCare @MidlevelCare]

Midlevel Motivations: “I wanted the flexibility to practice medicine in any specialty I want!”

Midlevel Mentalities are dangerous.

How can you be ready to practice independently after 2 years of assistant school with no USMLEs and no residency in anything?

#StopScopeCreep

[MidlevelCare @MidlevelCare]

Nurse Kelsey Brisbin PMHNP threatens lawsuit after her across-the-lifespan, 1 hour virtual $350 evaluations (no insurance accepted!) scandal!

#NPsLead?

#StopScopeCreep

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@DrGMcGinty Perhaps medical schools should consider raising the bar for admissions standards for blacks to the same standard applied to other races, so that we aren't setting then up to fail later? https://t.co/uUHE43W3Rn

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@jbcarmody "Human interest" isn't nearly as important as the ability to be an actor and project charm and empathy, even if it's totally fake. Patients don't know the difference as long as you're practicing medicine correctly.

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@jbcarmody Eh, it's 2021 and I beg to differ. Modern medicine is becoming increasingly protocolized and outcomes defined by patient satisfaction. Program directors are better off recruiting sociopaths with good customer service skills who can follow directions.

[Saba Rizvi M.D. FAAEM @sabarizvimd]

Hey @GWHospital

Let’s break this down

Residents = Physicians
Nurse Practitioners = Nurses.

[Alessandra Tomasi @AleTomasiMD]

I’m 27 years old and a doctor now, but mom still called to make sure I woke up in time for Step 3 this morning

[Anita Thomas MD MPH (she/her) @yourbabydoctor]

Lol today my toddler melted down bc she couldn’t attend our wedding, which occurred about 1.5 years before she was born

[MidlevelCare @MidlevelCare]

#StopScopeCreep

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@mother_runner5 69, 420

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

Saw a patient from West Virginia today. All I gotta say is, stereotypes exist for a reason.

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@jbcarmody Totally fine with that TBH, that way patients can't see me laughing at them

[Dr. Karen Miley DNP, LPN, LVN, CCN, ESP, RBF, ROFL @miley_dnp]

I got approached by leadership today about going back to being a floor nurse since we’re short due to the pandemic. I didn’t become a DNP to work as a nurse. I’m here to practice healthcare. #CallMeDoctor

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

Patient: "I haven't had any alcohol in months!"
Patient's blood alcohol level: 0.30

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@WrayCharles @PettyHomoMD ...says the guy who's a professor at UCSF. Your success as a doctor IS defined, however, by whether you're able to match into residency at all, which seems to be an increasing problematic issue given the rising numbers of US med school grads who go unmatched.

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Raise your hand if you have NO REGRETS supporting Donald Trump 🙋‍♀️

[MidlevelCare @MidlevelCare]

Clinical knowledge from Facebook. Clinical skills from YouTube.

NPs are desperate to keep patients in the dark about their profound educational & training disparities. Their existence relies on it. That’s why they appropriate physician apparel & doctor titles.

#StopScopeCreep

[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

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[Dr. MAGA, MD @DoctorMAGAMD]

@peta What if I'm into that?

[Jess Biller, DO @LactatedRingers]

Probably not a good sign when you can smell a patient’s farts through your N95