Michael Emory

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Always remember that a big part of the plot of The Omen (1976) is a photographer with a magical camera that shows how people will die.

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Not Scary Farm

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Knott's Gary Farm

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A rolling stone gathers no mas

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@CDisillusion When the shrooms kick in

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@daltondeschain The more times this loops, the more it sounds like Cookie Monster.

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Link's porn name should be Rusty Claymore

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Peachy puto

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@DaftLimmy People have given up and started calling 2D projections "holograms" and boards with wheels "hoverboards". The future sucks elephant dick.

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Anal sunshine when she's gone

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@JayBauman1 Her delivery is so similar to the girl from Troll 2, even kinda looks like her.

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@gbographics @MKBHD @TheStudio Remember when you were a kid and walked up to someone who you thought was your parent, but it wasn't? Same vibe.

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Has anyone else noticed that, just in the last few years, on every package with a Ziploc-style enclosure, the "tear here" is above the seal and therefore doesn't work?

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All I want out of the Last of Us TV show is for it to be popular enough to get a Last of Us Halloween maze at Universal.

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Gotta keep those different sized tips from every set of earbuds just in case my ears change size.

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Little hats for each ear

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@whateverputo Based on his helmet, codpiece, and proclivity for choking anyone who looks at him funny, I'm gonna say yes.

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Shopping at a store while wearing clothes you bought at that store is really embarrassing and I can't articulate why.

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I always appreciate when old-school rappers tell you who they're not.

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Is there any other kind of turpitude besides moral? Like grammatical turpitude maybe?