Phil Cooper

Fact: most people who follow me don't understand half the things I post or retweet. 17 years of being dead inside.

[Phil Cooper @doctorofthephil]

@kiandymundi original joke 10/10

[MagikarpUsedFly @themattcastro]

This meta makes it so hard to make any kind of comedic content now the game's so objective focused forcing you to play like an lcs team

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

When you give your role up in solo q to someone who says they're smurfing and they feed more than a homeless shelter

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

It's always helpful when someone lets you know nonverbally that they are annoying.

[Phil Cooper @doctorofthephil]

@jess_barrus @julianabarrus graceful

[TURNT LEE @TURNTLEE_]

WHEN YOU GOTTA TELL YOUR HOMIE ACROSS THE ROOM A SECRET

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

had coffee

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Is there a record for number of naps in one day?

[Willers wobble @ratdaddy_]

Do I have lots of homework?
Yes
Will it take me all night?
Probably
Will I start it @ a reasonable time?
Nope 😊😊

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

having an coffee

[Phil Cooper @doctorofthephil]

@soph_terzaki no just Phiat

[Phil Cooper @doctorofthephil]

@soph_terzaki ily2 Phiat

[Phil Cooper @doctorofthephil]

@soph_terzaki kek

[Phil Cooper @doctorofthephil]

@kay_dog_ oh My god haha