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the baddest bitch on inanimate insanity. she/her/hers

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@BOXCANTSWIM that's literally what I'M wondering??!?

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can we PUHLEASE park boaty at a like mcdonalds or something. please no one on this boat knows how to cook. im literally tired of food that tastes like barracuda hips and goldfish knees

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@MephoneLuvsU Wait is that first plan still available orrrr

[beanie babies i really like @imbabybean]

he is pink because he loves breakfast

[angel @cupidsito]

these faggots get on my nerve FOR REAL

Feeling: homophobic 👨‍❤️‍👨 🚫

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"Your man looks like he wants a man" is a totally hilarious phrase… until it happens to you. YEAH, not as funny anymore 😒

[Groby @groby5000000]

Some people have a "Backup" person if they break up with their partner. I have a perfect clone in a vat in my basement that i update weekly with a copy of my girlfriends consciousness. I know its not technically her but if anything happens i can at least pretend.

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If Pepper actually DID THE HOSPITAL TRAINING, her name would be like... Dr. Pepper. Hmm.

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@GooInanimate What?

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i kinda wish i was straight and had a boyfriend so i could like beat the shit out of him

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@MephoneLuvsU mmm okay yeah i'll take what i can get here

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@pepsanklebroke It's like, probably more fun with strings attached

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@Fossilianmeat thanks girly 💕

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@pepperdacutie okaaay... what if i just want to like, hand out the treats myself?

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to celebrate Halloween this year, i'm getting #WhiteGirlWasted 💞

[Cabby @CabbyFacts]

Tiktok cannot be a real place

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@pepperdacutie how is this boring exactly

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@pepperdacutie ?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.

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@windowcrayon ?

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Haven't had play since yesterday