Vernon Dursley

English Muggle | Professional Farter | Occasional Sharter | Terps | Skins

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

@BarstoolBigCat fat

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@letanayserknow @charles2ofspain You right, that’s on me

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

Canes are getting fucking smoked🤣🤣

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@Commanders I mean he’s the greatest athlete and human of all time.

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

Wise words from FC as soon as he walked in this morning:

“My stomach is beyond jacked up. So bad that I need to drink a soda!”

Bar.

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

@everyonebpup The entire show should’ve just been the Rue and Alamo storyline.

Nate was one of the most insane characters and he was just a dumb gimp the whole season.

Jules did absolutely nothing this season, Cassie the worst, Maddy was irrelevant. There’s a bop house tho!!!

Do better.

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

@BarstoolBigCat How do you have time to tweet all the god damn time fatty

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

He’s the Goat

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

Luke Nichols from the Outdoor Boys was a guest speaker at George Mason's Law School commencement this year.

Here's his full speech, which I think is worth watching if you're a 2026 college graduate

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

Luke Nichols from the Outdoor Boys was a guest speaker at George Mason's Law School commencement this year.

Here's his full speech, which I think is worth watching if you're a 2026 college graduate

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

My boy @nedwardshneeble just mistook me for @DuivDotSHOT Dude i’m literally a fat fuck….

[Sam Kayser @KayserHoops]

Purdue, Maryland and Marquette are three schools standing out early on for 2028 5⭐️ Xavier Skipworth, a source told @LeagueRDY.

The 6-foot-6 guard recently announced he’ll be transferring to @MVABasketball for his junior season and is one of the top overall prospects in the rising junior class.

Having a fantastic start to the EYBL season.

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

This bouta be me and the boys at The Bash™️

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

Bro 💀

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

@nut_history How about don’t do that!

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@EricLDaugh orange fat

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@AdamSchefter Thank you for your service Taylor❤️

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

Just #farted

[Vernon Dursley @doctorshagger69]

Big Turning the Tide fan here. They debut in Dewey this summer. I was here first!

Baller Lineup

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@goobert29 God this is so fire

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: Sonny Styles' high school basketball highlights.

One of the best athletes we've ever seen.

Styles draft stock is skyrocketing ����👀

[Page Six @PageSix]

Dianna Russini and married Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar in bombshell new photos — taken 6 years before scandal https://t.co/8LYRy8oyvQ