Bela Lugosi's Dad

officially the candidate for abolishing the police

[Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral]

@DapperGamelord do it up

[Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral]

@2gay2lift Right on

[HelloHops eBooks @RealHelloHops]

Ethan and I get a👏

[Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral]

My band has a new song out
It's a sexy Christmas song
Pls enjoy

https://t.co/DDk9IQFltb

[Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral]

You can't spell Jesus without sus

[A lowly Policy Aide @LowlyPolicyAide]

This $6.1 million is just a fraction of the wealth extracted from low income communities across the state of Minnesota. Our bail system continues to prove itself more concerned with profits than safety.

If it wasn’t, why would freedom be so expensive?

[Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral]

@DapperGamelord This reads like a Neopets prompt

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

If you have more than 1,080 hours in a video game, you've played it longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister of the UK

[Shudder @Shudder]

🚨 ONE HOUR until @therealjoebob's #HauntedHalloweenHangout w/ special guest @TheRealElvira 🚨

#TheLastDriveIn

[Emily Nyman @EmSheDoesIt]

PARENTS: please check your kids candy this Halloween- I just found Josh Donaldson getting thrown out after pimping a single inside this Twix bar

[canene @canneo2440917]

Living plant controls a machete through an industrial robot arm

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license

[teryn @youngtiddy]

ur knee high to a grasshopper bro

[Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral]

You're supposed to clean the bowl between poops