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Used to live for Glastonbury but stopped in 2004. Coming to enjoy it again on TV, instead of whining about what it became.

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@Jobean55167471 @RealMGSimpson @Nigel_Farage You sound too stupid to be a dog.

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@RealMGSimpson @Nigel_Farage Haha, ya daft virgin.

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@HitmanCricket He'd have got a smack in the mouth if I was Duckett. What a dick.

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I think it was ok for Akash Deep to put his arm around Ben Duckett. I also think it would have then been fine if Duckett had punched Deep in the kidney. And/or nutted him.

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@TikkaTemple @AdamSants_ It's a joke. Read it again.

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@DeadlyNaresh @SkyCricket 🤣

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@wak3ups1d 🤣

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Andrew Castle...nooooooooooooo!

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@MntnCr73851 I respect your right to be a fucking idiot.

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Who'd have guessed Sonay Kartal's progress at Wimbledon would draw comment from all the incels and other twitter-dwellers who remain comically frightened of women.

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@Jonathan_Hinder @parkrunUK Park run? What a fucking embarrassing excuse for a 'Labour MP'. Imagine being you.

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@mysky0011 Grow up.

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Reading tweets about not many watching Olivia Rodrigo while Olivia Rodrigo performs in front of a massive crowd on my TV. #glastonbury

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Remain deeply suspicious of any Libertines fan who was older than 20 when Up the Bracket came out. The songs just don't stand up, but get why they inspired devotion in teenagers. But they've been properly stitched up by whoever's done their sound today. #Glastonbury

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Wouldn't have guessed Gary Numan down as my favourite set of the weekend so far, but here we are. #Glastonbury

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BBC doing Kneecap a massive favour by not broadcasting their set. Reckon the likes of the Pistols, Frankie, Beastie Boys, and countless others would agree that censorship born of disingenuous, manufactured outrage is good for business.

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Jade from Little Mix gives proper pop star and seems a good sort. And is not The 1975. #Glastonbury2025

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Too easy to take the piss out of The Script, so I won't. Enjoyed Fcuckers on the whole though, and Bob Vylan are suitably energetic for early Saturday.

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That fella from the 1975 is obviously doing alright for himself, so why the fuck am I embarrassed for him? The gap between how cool he thinks he is and how staggeringly, laughably uncool he actually is...is considerable.

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A big old fucking fair play to Lewis Capaldi. Looks like he's got the entire Glastonbury population for a crowd. Lovely moment.