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[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

"To acquire wisdom is to love yourself; people who cherish understanding will prosper."

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[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@Ozedikus @oxladeofficial Nobody ask, but me and OZ stayed in the same hostel back in Akoka. Hall 5, Oze playing most times using MFM keyboard 🌝

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“People know exactly what they’re doing”

Until it’s you. Then suddenly, your intentions matter. Everyone wants grace for themselves, but rarely wants to extend it to others.

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

consequences

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s.

Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph.

You too can connect the dots: https://t.co/faIfzWfAIp

[Slim @onu_slim]

Desmond, I watched your video.
White DOE shirt, Surulere street, four minutes of complaints about intimidation, coercion, arm-twisting, and people being fired for supporting you.
My brother, where were you for twelve years.

You did not release one street video when the system was delivering you victories you did not build. You said nothing when delegates were being managed on your behalf. You made no statement about free and fair elections when Gbajabiamila was personally on his knees begging Surulere people to accept you. You filmed no emergency appeal when the local government structure was working in your favour.

The system was not fair then either Desmond. You were just on the winning side of its unfairness and it felt like merit.

Now the same machine that manufactured your relevance for 12 years is manufacturing someone else’s victory and suddenly you have discovered democracy and you believe in justice and fair play with the people deserving to choose freely.

After four minutes of crying about intimidation, begging party chieftains to investigate, and appealing to lovers of Desmond Olushola Elliott, you remembered to tell people to vote for Tinubu on the 23rd.

The system is chewing you alive and you are still campaigning for the people running it.

Desmond you are not a victim of this system, you are a product of it, and products do not get to complain when the factory upgrades to a newer model.

Go back to Nollywood. At least there, the script is written before filming begins.

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@mmaknowsitall I don’t know you but God will bless you ☺️

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@sugabelly @iwuesearabmoney Do you have a plan for this number and can you guide someone to this. I’ll appreciate a conversation 🙏

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

They never do.

I've said for years that almost nobody in Nigeria has experienced actual love before, whether male or female. Not from their romantic partners, not from their family, not even from their parents. It's all an unhealthy soup of unprocessed emotions, theatre performance and the worst kind of unbridled capitalism.

Nigerian relationships are characterised by a lot of things. Things like Desire. Lust. Dependency. Codependency. Convenience. Need. Force.

Love is unfortunately not one of them.

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@tomiadesina_ We don’t rate anybody only money. Very sad

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@0xstb @lidocaine_v2 FYI: tickets are no longer available. That’s a reseller buy for 5200 euros

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You think I'm happy living abroad?

I have a family I grew up with, whom I love with all of my heart - and the reality keeps dawning on me, on how many times I will see them before I one day turn 60.

People I saw daily, or once a month - I haven't seen in years, and would realistically only see once a year, going forward.

You think I'm happy?

That one day, I might end up having children and my siblings might not have the relationship with them - the relationship I had with my uncles, in my formative years? I remember clearly how they would take us to MrBiggs every Sunday - I am currently reliving the flavour from that meatpie.

How we would go to the family house in Ikeja, every year for Eid. The grandchildren uniforms, the snacks while watching your uncles slaughter rams.

You think I'm happy that I might one day lead a family of children who might not know their version of that?

WTF will I be doing in another man's land, if I did everything they asked me to do from childhood (face your studies, be exceptional, stay away from crime, be hardworking) and opportunities lined up for me to be the best I could, in my motherland? WTF will I be doing here?

Why will I condescend myself to living in a clime where I have to mentally switch from sun burning weather to teeth clenching winter - when I came from a land where I never needed gloves? You think I'm happy?

If I could do honest work, be on my way home and not have to bother about the risk of getting shot by the people meant to protect me, because I have some lines of tattoos on my body - you think I would leave?

If I could trust a justice system to defend me, ensure my rights even though I am a nobody - have trustworthy institutions banking on the highest standards, not have to worry about the bread I eat, the fake drinks from the club or streets, the fake drugs - you think I would leave?

Don't get me wrong. I am grateful for the opportunities this clime has given me, to test my limits - to be everything I thought I could be. But all of these, in replacement for the soul I grew up with?

You know the satisfaction that settled within me when I could wake up on a Saturday morning, stroll to the Iya wanke's place - relish an entire plate, or some ewa agonyin while watching children battle it out, in a 5 v 5 across the streets.

That communal living that relished my soul, is now replaced with silent streets and finely divided sealed terraces.

You walk through the city centres in the evenings - you see friends having an aperitif (they do so every evening), you see grandfathers meeting up with their children, you see entire families with extended families living across the streets, first cousins are even able to use the same gym and you remember what that looked like for you back home?

You think of all your friends scattered across continents, some you might never get to hug again.

For a lot of diasporans, you don't want Nigeria to work more than us. A lot of us want to come home, but what is home? Where is home? When will home feel like home?

I hope to continue living life without lack, in comfort, with accomplished dreams - but I want to do so, with soul. When I die one day, I want to do so - with soul.

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@DavidAbu_ Try Okokomaiko 🌝

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@TweetOjie To add, not all Gospel Music are good music 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Please learn to prioritise yourself abeg.
When you get paid, invest in yourself too.
You’ll hesitate to spend N100k on yourself, but quickly spend N500k on family like you’re their saviour.
You’re not El Shaddai. Keep going like this and you shall die.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

"I regretted voting Obi in 2023"

I don't know why you're regretting a decision that hasn't had any effect whatsoever in your life for the last 3 years.

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@Jollz Everybody is a thief seh

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

IM RAPPING AGAIN!

[ARJ Global @dod_arj]

@Ssaasquatch Yes bro. Such an interesting show, you can’t predict the dynamics of the game mehn

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State, Nigeria.

We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around https://t.co/SSbleryjd1 Wednesday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her.

Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira.

They are calling me with registered numbers.

Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria.

I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeemed Police stations. The police stations have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work.

I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report it at the nearest police station after I had already reported. While trying to explain further, he ended the call and did not pick up my calls again until now.

She remains in the harsh and harrowing den of the kidnappers until now.

I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life.

Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete.

@PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @aleeygiwa @CspIniedu @NigAirForce @KogiPoliceNG @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @officialABAT @aonanuga1956 @atiku @Brightgoldenboy @PeterObi @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @BTOofficial