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“Are you suggesting that my butthole could make origami out of raccoons?”

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@alan__s66 @JoshuaBarzon Same

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@BrianMcWilliams But Sir, vigilante justice is explicitly prohibited by at least 4 statutes and ……..

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@kitten_beloved IIRC most racetracks in moto GP run clockwise also, with a few exceptions and there are generally a couple of riders who dominate the anti clockwise

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@ragey0urdream @escapefrommelos They were, and they were just as gay

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@SeedOilDsrspctr Why? Are millennials short on autists?

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@madras_bertha 100% of people who misuse opioids have a history of drinking water.

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@SeedOilDsrspctr No, those countries are all across the sea from africa. Not inside of it

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@DavidFo25871896 Would you say the same if an orca or shark had killed a sea lion?

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@FeehanKerryn 1: She either couldn't or wouldn't speak when first responders arrived
2: he lied or was mistaken

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@EpsilonTheory

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@forwardwithsam Try to tackle a person holding two wet paint brushes to the ground and try not to get any paint on yourself. Thats what you're asking

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@forwardwithsam You can try to disarm a knife wielding assailant within 20 ft of you if you like. I wouldn't want to try it myself

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@BasedMikeLee Killed by deer, or die in road accidents after hitting deer? The fuck is the point of this post?

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@DudespostingWs If peak male performance is defined by nicotine intake or in amount of leaves stuffed into mouth we're all going to have a bad time

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@mikerainey82

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@HeHateMe_507 Another incident. Smh

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@Car_Free_USA Yes, lower taxes on developed properties

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@VanWatervliet @shadedcynic @theepicmap Because there are different definitions of what constitutes the roman empire. This map clearly is based on the school of thought that considers the eastern roman empire and byzantium the successors to the roman empire.

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@ortho_respecter @itsmorganariel And?

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