Carlee Dodds

make up lover. chocolate eater. wine drinker. nap taker. kids movie watcher. all around great bloke. 👍🏽

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

if anyone needs me i literally don’t care i’m never ever leaving my bed ever

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

beating America

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

THE USA HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD CUP

[Nicolas Brassard @Nbrassard2]

@BosniaNTBall

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

The US destroys everything it touches. Even a game such as football that is older than the country itself has now become a corrupt mockery just for being played on its soil.

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

someone get the king to call and get this red card overturned cause apparently that’s a thing now #fifaworldcup #england

[george @StokeyyG2]

Australia’s opening penalty taker was their main CB, Harry Souttar.

Their 4th (and deciding) penalty was taken by 18-year-old CB Lucas Herrington.

Where the fuck were their attackers?

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

no one, and i mean NO ONE

on this earth appreciates the fact that @JenniferTilly is Bonnie Swanson on this earth more than me.

“do you have any chicken that’s a fish?”

THATS my jennifer fkn tilly 👏🏽

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

petition to get james spader as an @audible_com narrator plz x

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

yo kyle, why in the fresh blue fuck WOULD dorit trust you? you talk SO MUCH SHIT #rhobh

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

i hope that fat orange cunt eats a fucking curb one day.

[Adnene Nasri @TheOther_9]

And magically nobody is talking about them anymore.

Ted Lieu on camera:

"The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped children."

A sitting congressman said this on the record.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Donald Trump has died at age 79”

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

dudes be like “at least i’m not selling my body” but r in the military

[✧ @cessonmute]

oh we're well aware

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building.
She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he could ‘do whatever he wanted’ and no one would hear me scream.”
So now, every night, she calls a male friend and pretends she’s on the phone with her “boyfriend.” Sometimes she even laughs loudly and says things like, “Yeah, I’ll see you in five minutes, babe,” even when she’s completely alone.
Not because she wants attention.
Not because she’s dramatic.
Because sounding “taken” and “protected” is safer than sounding like a woman by herself.
Men cannot even begin to understand the calculations women make every day just to get home alive.

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

@Tyler_D_RDEN get out there then orse! xx

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

once again caitlin foord working OVERTIME out there, good god woman 😍 #matildas #awc2026

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

@MattWatson1 go give it a go then big dog xx

[Jenni @hashjenni]

He raped chiIdren, raised your gas prices, and got your sons and daughters kiIIed in a needIess war that he started.

Is America great yet?

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

low key think i’m in love with mackenzie arnold? #matildas

[Carlee Dodds @doddscarlee]

do you think that whales when they breach are like WOOHOO or should i go to sleep