Simon Dodd

Husband, Father, Olympic gold medallist, compulsive liar

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Already hate them all #TheApprentice

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Goodbye and good riddance @ChrisNelsonPCC @cllrnickevans

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"We will abolish police and crime commissioners at the end of their current term in 2028"

Home Office Minister Sarah Jones outlines government plans to scrap PCCs

https://t.co/DBf12MSvAg

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

@Raph176 Both are insufferable cunts

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Anyone who has audible notifications on their phone in 2025 needs to be stabbed in the face with a javelin

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

First Jack wins #CBB and now this talentless boob wins #BGT

The British public need to be deported

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

This is worse than both pub singers #BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

What would happen if Tom Daley ate 6 wedding cakes and became a shit magician?

This. This what would happen

#BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Han and Fran, and KSI in one show? #BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

She's not called concert you daft cunt 🤣 #BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Inclusive band are still absolutely terrible #BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

All of the Reform voters just exploded #BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

How are they dragging this out for 15 mins? Just tell us who won the fucking vote #BGT

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Facebook mums ruin yet another series #CBBUK

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

#TheApprentice winner 2025

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Does Dean have a wife and kids? He's not mentioned them #TheApprentice

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

It's like Gary Busey all over again #CBBUK

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Well everyone else may as well go home, Danny Beard will win this #CBBUK

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

"I don't have a lot of patience."

Good luck with JoJo and the Essex moron #CBBUK

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

They have someone from TOWIE? TOWIE is actually still going?! #CBBUK

[Simon Dodd @doddthesod]

Not this fucking cunt #CBBUK