overheard on tour

anonymous quotes overheard on the @doddleoddle tour (all band+crew) was it Orla, Sophie, Ross, Will, Pete, dodie, Elliot, Ash, Sam, Mike, Adam or Carlos?

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Siri has gone full rogue.

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Seize the day, seize the guac.

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Look, if it’s good enough for Tom Hanks it’s good enough for me.

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You know who wrote the Britney Songs?

Dave Grohl.

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Kayne wrote the arrangements for Beethoven

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can I get a hummus on ice please

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I just want to get wet.

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I want to give you a clean.

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I feel like it’s a bit like herbal tea. They promise more than they deliver.

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This is the end.

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Seattle looks like Canary Wharf

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I’ve dimmed the lighting so you can’t see my ass

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nobody’s had beans for breakfast. Everybody’s talked about it but no one’s had it. Don’t you guys have beans for breakfast?

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How do I get some friends?

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The table looks hungry. Let’s get it some guacamole

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I feel like the sun and all these people are my little planets.

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Everyone looks so cool here.

Yes! it’s finally nice to fit in.

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Is a branch on a plant called a branch?

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Last night I made terrible but great choices.

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This is making me feel wavy