dodo- greens

totally Ugandan 😂🤗🇺🇬 . hustle with heart with a sense of urgency 💯 jack of all trades 🔥 engineering student UON. high end wrist watch plug 👐✨

[мυкєѕн @Being__Mukesh]

Hey @grok, why does this happen? What's the reason behind it? 🧐

[🧸 @_y3maya]

this guy approached me at the mall and after exchanging pleasantries he asked for my name and i replied “a girl has no name” and he replied “a no one i see”

😭😭GOT has given me a husband

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

TikTokers are wicked people 😂😂

[Nkulunkulu @Nkulunkulu_God]

Your partner when he sees an incoming call from you

[LaBan @laban_ach]

Being a man is so petty and stupid 😂😂
I have this waitress who likes me and serves me well.
Sahii, some dude came in and she's all over him and now I'm mad 😂😂😂😂

Bruh I feel betrayed so bad.

Anwyay.

[gidi_yon17 @gidi_yon17]

You're broke and you're bathing, use that water to start fish farming

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Two clever people can not fall in love,true love needs one idiot!

[Luu🇿🇦 @sk1tguru]

My goal is to take a girl who has been through it all and show her it genuinely gets worse

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

As a guy, it's very important to have this look when your girl is introducing you to another guy.

[BigEyeUG @BigEyeUG]

Where can someone download this kind of love?

[Enan 🇺🇬 @Enan_Rwaboona]

I have this bad habit, Everytime I wake up on time, I will stay in bed until I’m late.😂

[Musa Mbalangu! @MusaMbalangu]

I can't believe we gave up living in caves just to pay rent.😂😂😂

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

In my 12 years of removing knickers, I've never removed a green one.

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

Living alone is the best i tell you 😌

[ISHMAEL. @Ishmaelthehost]

“Moses, I know we separated but look; our chiId misses you”😂😂

[Ayla @iamaylah_]

Me skipping your whole status upto the end because i saw a woman with big nyash at the end.😂

[✎ᝰ_atukwatse 𐙚🧸ྀི🥹 @ltsgalchild]

Him: l will send you money in the evening.

Me at 2 :59 PM 😩

[dodo- greens @dodo_greens]

@shalrontingz05 What does kfc do with legs and heads though 😂