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[goma @soigomaa]

I would have given him a laxative before

[Jose @doeactivity]

@HatClub I’ll take a number 2, 3, 7 and the shirt thanks!

[jovan @ehjovan]

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Choppelganger”

[McNasty @McNasty]

why is no energy drink company making uncaffienated drinks??? i wanna drink 10 alani's a day without dying.

[em :3 @smojojj]

dick to your ear fuck what u heard about me

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

it sucks that I have to get super drunk and super horny this weekend

[mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[Disco @Sp33dboatRandy]

mein arzt nach der prostata untersuchung weil ich so unglaublich #tight bin

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

God forbid unc gets tummy time during intro to business class

[☆ mercury ☆ @suicidepixie]

just ran up a drunk man’s bar tab and dipped i never gave a fuck

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

A lot of you niggas got him beat