Wendi Hays

901 transplant living in the 401. Today's world makes me sad, so I try to tweet funny things. My PERSONAL account & does not represent the views of my employer

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@AmazonHelp - Y'all have worn out my last nerve. Courier damaged my Subsribe & Save that I DESPERATELY needed before Xmas. (Cat food, et al) Yet I have to wait 8 days just to request the items to be resent??? Don't even get me started about him walking away leaving spilled syrup.

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@AmazonHelp None of that is the issue. The VISA card works fine. Just won't add into the system.

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

guess @amazon & Bezos don't want our money because this has been going on for days, & the CS drones can't wrap their head around it because it's not on their talk sheet, so they've just said "it's a problem we're trying to fix. Uh uh. Guess I'll take my Black Friday $$ elsewhere.

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@AmazonHelp @amazon Can't even add the card to begin with, but thanks!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Falcons CB Kevin King, who left the NFL in 2021 to focus on himself, grabbed an interception in his first game back in over 30 months 👏

What a way to come back to the game ❤️

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

Georgia, WTF is going on at the Palmetto @USPSHelp distribution center?? I thought this issue was fixed? I have stuff sitting for 2 weeks now!! More in Buford for 5 days. @ossoff #GeorgiaMail #Georgiamailissues #shenanigans #startingthestealearly

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

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[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

What in the wild, wild, world of sports is THIS thing??? 👀🐛 I thought it may be a centipede, but I've never seen one with a giant head. #NOPE #Idontlikethisonebit #pleasedonteatmeinmysleep #Mommy #help

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

You know football is back when

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@MemphoNewsLady @RonChilders I adore dragonflies. That picture is great!

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@MemphoNewsLady @RonChilders Nice. And not sure why this tweeted from my old account. Oh well. Shout out to the bats!

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

Disappointing. When you treat yourself to #Chipotle and you spend 10 minutes picking all the steak out, because it's completely inedible. 😫🤢😖 #chipotlefail #yuck #onehundredpercentgristle… https://t.co/GqsUUohpqm

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

Dear @Starbucks in Buckhead....PLEASE teach your baristas what "just a splash" of half & half means. It should barely change the color of the coffee, not come to me like coffee-flavored milk. 🤬🤢 #FirstWorldProblems #coffeeproblems #sigh

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

#PeeWeesPlayhouse on @IFC is giving me life right now. @peeweeherman #secretword #RIPCaptainCarl #beforetheywerestars #CowboyCurtisisWHO #mychildhood #Thanksgiving

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@vionicshoes PLEASE HELP!! My order says "delivered" Nov 15th, but I did not receive them. As a matter of fact, we received NO mail from the @USPSHelp 3 days last week. (And are still having issues) No response from mgmt. I REALLY need those slippers. 😭😭

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

Oh, @Svengoolie how I've missed you here in Atlanta! SciFiSaturday #Svengoolie

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

SO excited!! @MEtv is finally back #OTA in #Atlanta WOOT!!! 💃💃💃🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️ #MEtvWonderWoman

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

Thank you to #Penzeys for another great free box. Nabbed more Fox Point, Roasted Garlic, & Greek Seasoning while I was there. #spices #vote #iwillvote #kind #bekind #benice #loveoneanother https://t.co/uBhJ5ZYKWu

[Wendi Hays @doeeyes67]

@Publix Thank you SO much for a fantastic job with our birthday cake. First time ordering a custom cake & you didn't disappoint. Fudge iced with chocolate covered strawberry filling!! SO good! Online ordering was easy. 👍🏻👍🏻