Bryant Doerrsam

Just livin the dream

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@golfweek So the guy who won the whole your competing against the rest of the deserving guys, somehow doesn't deserve an invite? God you guys are getting disgraceful. Haven't tweeted in years, but this was a special exception

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@HockeyFeedHF I'm not sure that my own words would properly suffice for what you just painfully sat me through...so allow someone else to take it from the top for me

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@AerLingus @EmmasRose Does this look like flights have been operating as planned to you?

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@nodaysoffco @MrsMcAshan @dkm14 @ShannonSharpe Nope. That's definitely, literally, his job. To provide commentary and insight on what's happening in the league in the present day. You can choose positivity, it would appear that Shannon has chosen honesty and a paycheck. The only "lil boy" I see in this exchange is Metcalf

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Hey @Ticketmaster what are the odds we can cut out the mid morning ticket releases for people who don't work at a computer to some time in the evening. We're people too.
Sincerely, someone not going to see Elton John in September.

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

I miss left shark #neverforget

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Dear @netflix
Could you please do something about your abysmal selection of Christmas movies?

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Papa's got a brand new bag!🏌💣🎯⛳️. Thanks for the hookup taylormadegolf #M1 #psitour… https://t.co/mbuW9TcoR9

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Can't wait for the Whale party today to see all these beauties again #saturdaysarefortheboys… https://t.co/be3acpWzEG

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Ronaldo is a bitch, Portugal itself doesn't enthrall me and Wales has a ballin ass dragon flag. Seems like a no brainer on who to root for

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Maybe the Raps should go back to being referred to as "Other" after that performance

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@FatteyHockey @GeoffBraun #FHLReady #Boogeymen https://t.co/1NbsVmny3Z

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

It completely bewilders me how an NBA player can be so god awful at something as fundamental as shooting free throws.

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@douger7 BRUH! Paxton is still on the board!

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

That Butler Cabin scene was what I imagine it would be like to officiate the wedding of your ex-wife.

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

Spieth's day is going to go from awful to full blown kick in the nuts as he realizes he's the one who has to put the jacket on Willet's back

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

What are the odds that Spieth pulls a Shooter McGavin and just swipes the Green Jacket and takes off running with it?

[Bryan Hayes @HayesTSN]

St. Patty's and March Madness. The amateurs skip class today, the true slackers show up just to shock people.

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

For all of the dogshit "Irish" music people play or St. Paddy's, Thin Lizzy is so underutilized it's criminal! https://t.co/WR9VkujyPU

[Bryant Doerrsam @doerrs7]

@iamromanski Any chance you can use some of that Kickstarter cash to reimburse me for the 1:40 spent watching that disaster you call a movie