mailadie k

fumblin thru 40/ single mom/empathy for free/ always growing/clean & serene/ F around and find out/ ally as a verb/ willing to be uncomfy/ #jft / she/her

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

I support a super rando mix of my ass pics, politics, social justice stuff, music and not deep thoughts. Variety is the spice of life, I’m not trying to be flour. 🍻

[The Mindfulness Meditation Institute @TrainingMindful]

“If it’s not okay, it’s not over.” ~ Haruki Murakami

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

This was by far the least embarrassing thing on my wrapped. I dooooo fn love Duncan Trussell 🥸#SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/xAzKOEPkvw

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

Marlon Craft.
Soooooo good.

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

No ma’am. Socks in drawers do not get checks ✅

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

My daughters idea of cleaning her bathroom includes picking up the old pile of laundry but not the new pile from today.
Also, dirty socks hidden in a drawer apparently don’t count because no ones looking in there anyway

This is the type of logic that makes me hate it here.

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

Just thinking about how I have such a sunny disposition except those 6 days where my uterus is like…
do you tho, because I’m preeeety confident you’re a hyper aggressive, overly emotional swamp monster and then the rest of me is like, oh yeah that’s what’s up.

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

on repeat 💕
Kamauu is itttttt

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

some moms of teenage girls are really out here trying to join in on their daughters drama and im going hell no. I didn’t have time for this shit when I was 15, im not joining you and your bat shit kid now that I’m 40 and skip my kid with it too pls and thanks 💅🏻💃

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

It’s the last day of my vacation which means I’ve spent all day trying to dream up alternative ways to support myself and just quit because fuck a 9 to 5

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

as I crafted this refrigerator magnet poem just now

I
love
sausage
juice

it occurred to me that maybe the thing is *not* that my 30 y/o bf is incredibly mature, but rather just that I am appallingly immature..

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

https://t.co/rkzQJFTwOa

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

There are some rolls in my boyfriend’s fridge left over from EASTER. He vehemently defended them when I tried to toss’em. No sir, I don’t want to eat your 7 week old roll and I’m a little worried about the fact that you do

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

Good morning cruel world 💕

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

Choosing coffee over lines >>>> #odaat 🎀

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

THESE NAILS 💕❤️😍❤️💕

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

That’s what we’ve been saying this whole time

[Halo @HaloAbare]

Here ya go

[mailadie k @does_it_serve_u]

I could make a sizable list of things that have came quicker...