The Blargamie

The poop/gas horny alter ego of an 23 year old artist you probably do not know.
by chance you do, keep that knowledge to yourself.
18+ adults only, I warned you

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

I also want to hammer in the no minors thing here

I'm already going to get looks by drawing stuff that many view as simply gross and disgusting.
Last thing I need for this is for some horny teenager to lie to my face just for some free pictures to fap to.
So Don't Do That!

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@nintendo3DsXXXL I will have to be muting you untill I can.
A shame but I do not have the luxury of having a movie theater that's anywhere close

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@stinkytempura *shits pridefully

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

So I did, first run of that game had my expie stepped on a spike trap the literal first step out of the excavator he came in and the infection it gave and my methods of trying to find something to heal it off led to a very slow painful, and disturbing death.

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

I'm not sure what this says about me that I've gained a bit of interest of trying out casualties unknown.

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@Nofacedude01 Yeah, just don't mind me here, just sharing some ruminating thoughts

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

I'm not sure what this says about me that I've gained a bit of interest of trying out casualties unknown.

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@Nofacedude01 This is more of a passive question of why do I want to play a game that I know will make me feel really fucking awful instead of something more traditional fun

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@nintendo3DsXXXL Not sure if the eroticism will remain once you have done that and now having to feel the crippling pain of getting shot in the stomach, I'm not in that area of freak hornyness so I don't know

[localghost @localghost5075]

[🧵a thread🧵]
Ozzyice's track record of CSM, pedophilia, child endangerment, fascism, racism, transphobia, abuse, and manipulation.

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@Nofacedude01 Very much a kickass game.

Kicked my ass quite a bit

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

Doubt anyone really cares here but

Ps2 game: god hand.
Finished it for the first time recently and the voice lines are forever burned into my psyche

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@BasuraTheMister destructive Hyperscat fetish characters when you tell them that they still have to pay the fines for all property damage that their little trip caused

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@tiosqr I cast my vote with the "poorly drawn sub sandwich out of an elastic hole" outline I keep in my pockets

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

Something i said from bluesky that i will say here.

My obsession over clemmins' design can be summed up with the descriptor; "caramell donut with chocolate filling"

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

Reused assets to make this be about that bunny I still have a crush on

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@smellybuns0 May I ask to one day depict the woes of his intense coffee habit? (explosive diarrhea)

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

Will try to do more of a coherent lore bit with this, but i will say that this is where i reveal that i have been lying that leupi's thing was an actual curse.

If you can remember them, those creatarian guys i drew before can also do this

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

Oh yeah, you were probably wondering why leupi's ass was a light source.

Yeah

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

This was in the works a bit before the lamb but couldn't really figure out how I was gonna do this.

I still don't. forgive the messy shading

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

May this asshat be effectively blacklisted from people's commissions if they are going to treat giving you money as an justification to just treat you like shit

[The Blargamie @doesanyoneneed]

@red_stink2 Fucking hell, if they are gonna be so unabashedly dickish over a lack of communication and missing deadlines and it just so happens to be after you finished the whole damn thing and can't outright refuse service.

What an awful thing to do to another person