Rose!!

[Rose!! @doesitrose]

"can you blame us?"

[o9vee.🇳🇬 @lharryvee]

i will apply for role in your firm. you won’t respond at all but you will start sending newsletter.

are you people even okay??

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I can't believe that the worst things in this world are having a job and not having a job

[latke @latkedelrey]

cried a little on my walk and immediately stopped when i realized i looked like this

[skja @ninestarcrest]

applying for jobs as a young person is so humiliating like no i don't have a masters degree and a reference from the pope just shoot me to the ground i guess

[B🦢 @brendafinyazzz]

If I ever do a marathon that will be a cry for help😭

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

lo que no te mata te baja el promedio académico

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Fast forward to exactly 1 year later.

[Papii!!! @_Obaree]

Kwa graduation yangu watu hawatapata chance ya kuongea. The whole time will be reserved for me to narrate how dreadful 4.2 was.😔

[At🍹s🦩 @atieno_21]

As much as "We regret to inform you" is not a pleasant response, I prefer it over mtu kunyamaza. I applied for something in Japan (wasn't qualified I just play a lot) wakanijibu after two days. Wewe umekalisha email yangu mwaka mmoja hapa Nairobi, Kenya.
Nkt!

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

My Twitter addiction sort of died once I realized that, above all else, I was spending hours a day reading stupid people’s thoughts. As a pretentious literary snob that really scared me straight

[Rose!! @doesitrose]

5yrs later, I've been to 11 galleries and countless exhibitions!!

[Reddington come get meee🌋🔥 @3xfuraha]

Really want to go to an art gallery

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[Rose!! @doesitrose]

FOUR YEARS LOC'D!!!!!!!!!!

[Rose!! @doesitrose]

ONE YEAR LOC'D!!!!!!!!!

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Neet @neet_sol]

"the job interview went really well" yeah and the stripper loves you

[trish @ultragloss]

need whatever mood stabilizers nate jacobs is on this season omg he dgaf about anything

[Del Luna🌙 @_wanguiii]

Ukinitext saa hii nakutumia cv.

[𝓠𝓤𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓓𝓐𝓗𝓛𝓘𝓐 🏺! @mikalchay]

Leo ikiisha kesho isianze. Tumalizie tu hapo.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Idgaf if we met this morning put me first