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this user does not believe in love

[this user doesnt exist @doesnt_user]

If karma is a bitch then she clearly has a huge crush on me n

[kamo @kamogelx]

I don’t think I’m asking for much:

- A paid up apartment
- A paid up car
- R500k in investments and savings

🕯️🕯️🕯️

[Oraa. @OratengSmile]

Not to sound ungrateful, but this salary just doesn’t excite me. Ake gole sharpo.

[TSEK @sadmethod]

If a man tells you to have an abortion because he doesn’t want the baby please listen him. And if you decide to keep the baby after he has made it clear that akamfuni umntana, don’t make that man trend on social media for not supporting a child he told you from the beginning he didn’t want. He made it clear ukuba akamfuni so icacile he will not support the child .

[this user doesnt exist @doesnt_user]

Imagine if Joburg and Pretoria had a beach

[Null @Vhoyde]

You can't build a relationship on condom sex.

[this user doesnt exist @doesnt_user]

Gents. Le dlala ka di resources weitse

[Blossom🌸 @Bloseptnew]

he started having this stupid mentality

i genuinely didn't know men thought like this.

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

This is such a lie. People mix Lewandowski's 2020 with 2021 that Messi won. Lewandowski would've swept the 2020 award but they cancelled it because of Covid, that had nothing to do with Messi. Messi was more than a rightful winner in 2021.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize - no one is coming to fix the process

[X @Xouy17]

That urge to show your girl you getting money gotta be erased nigga.

[this user doesnt exist @doesnt_user]

I am rich

[Stonecode @Stonecodecom]

I will be rich.

[Valeria 🔱 @Utd_Valeria]

just gonna leave this here

[★ @POPin4k]

"I had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me."

ultron taking over vision's body omfg and the way he got that ceo lady killed... he's actually so fcking sinister 😭 #visionquest

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

“Spend on your woman so other guys will be scared to approach her”

[this user doesnt exist @doesnt_user]

This girl told me she doesn’t date broke guys. What she doesn’t know is she’s the broke guy in my eyes 😭

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

If Mbappe wins the Ballon d'Or that means Messi was robbed of every single Ballon d'Or he didn't win. Messi used to finish 5th while having 80 G/A and "only winning Copa del Rey".

Every single time he didn't win it was because of trophies and he was 10x better individually than current Mbappe

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Jay Leno said something interesting about how the middle class no longer have anything to aspire to. Back in the day you’d work hard to be able to afford your dream car (realistic one) and it would be possible. Now we exist in an era where your aspirations are so far removed from reality.

A BMW M3 was a car your father could’ve bought in his lifetime but now the same car is so unattainable. The salary you need to comfortably own one in SA would put you in the top percentile. Many people will go their entire careers without earning a high-level salary. People are already earning just enough to get by if they’re lucky.

[Allaz @andrewwasandie]

The longer you work in corporate,the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never open a laptop or hear corporate jargon again

[Vuka Africa @Thisthat_Acadmy]

Ladies and gents come this side Eugene is cooking 🔥 🔥 🔥

[theboy🖤 @manlikemoabbii]

A baby would ruin my life 😭