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PR for armless jam donut eating: 6.35s
Bottles of Henderson’s relish consumed: 0.6
Quiz shows on: 1
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[James @J57644]

I very rarely post on here but just wanted to share some stats about this University Challenge series, calculated by Mr @jack_jmmcb. Hope you enjoyed and thank you for all the support!

@amolrajan @rogertilling #UniversityChallenge

[Chris Corney @ChrisCorney1]

Just processing this...

After a contested hearing the most senior court on the planet has ruled 15-2 that Israel has a case to answer on the charge of genocide.

But if you repeat that charge as a Labour MP you will be suspended.

Labour is waging a war on free thought.

[Tom Nicholas | Watch SLOW NEWS DAY on Nebula! @Tom_Nicholas]

For too many British politicians and media figures, war is not a horror to be avoided but a political right of passage.

Dropping bombs is not a last resort but a prerequisite to proving one is a serious politician.

[clare @sadderlizards]

i feel a lot like this creature

[Saf is ... @DoesSaf]

#UniversityChallenge
Can people please stop being weird about Osbourne’s outfit, let a woman wear what she wants jeez

[The Station @musicTheStation]

2 MONTHS OF ORPHEUS - Thank you so much for the kind words, posts, shares, playlist adds, radio airtime, over 1000 new listeners, and of course everyone who has danced to it at shows. It really means the world to the three of us and we can’t wait for you to hear what’s next 🖤

[Alec Smith - Follow me on BlueSky @AlecSmithDraws]

I made a card game called "Blokes" designed to torture my friends. All you do is roll dice to add to your score and whoever has the highest score after 2 minutes wins. However, you can add to the time limit using blokes.

The game could go on forever.

Here are some cards.

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

The bit in Graham Linehan's latest interview where he says that trans people "produce no art," and that there are no great trans films, music or books is very, very dangerous rhetoric, and it shouldn't be laughed off.

That's classic dehumanisation of a minority.

[The Station @musicTheStation]

The official music video for our new song Orpheus is OUT NOW! We hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it. Link to full video: https://t.co/rDWvbgfy9Q

[Saf is ... @DoesSaf]

@nisal0cal Thank you!!! (Love you in barbie)

[Saf is ... @DoesSaf]

@IGotThatOne2 Thank you!

[Saf is ... @DoesSaf]

@anna__cowan Aw thank you!

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

i ask my hairdresser what haircut would suit my face shape. she pauses. "sorry i just worry beauty rules that involve dissecting features can get phrenological". i pull off my hair to reveal my smooth bald head. "monsieur foucault" she gasps. i nod. "you've passed my first test"

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

This has been implicitly egged-on by politicians and the media. It doesn’t matter how annoying you find a protest – kicking someone in the head, when they’re already on the floor, is vicious, cowardly behaviour.