doeyards

local artist haunted by andrew minyard and his what-ifs lives

[doeyards @doeyards]

little andrew is gonna stay unfinished 😢

[か @karaku_kkk]

我有点受不了了，我最近备考考研实在是太压抑，直接xp觉醒发现自己是sub，于是在网上找了个dom，是想奔着线下去的，聊天什么的都很舒服，对方律师也挺有钱的，身高体重也合我心意，结果聊着聊着被他知道我在备考了，于是天天逼着我看书，要我给他报备那个备考进度，还给我制定备考计划(1/n)

[doeyards @doeyards]

@petralovesstars got kicked out of the house in 4th grade and the one thing i chose to pack for the road was my pillow….no extra clothes, no food, no money JUST ONE PILLOW and that was it 😭😭😭😭

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're developing hallmark ramadan movies

[Paulie 💕 @paulieponzi]

After tonight every heterosexual white couple is automatically DIVORCED and their children will be shipped off to be raised by Bushwick throuples.

[Sanitary Panels @sanitarypanels]

They're saying trans surgeries will be mandatory under Shakira law in the US woke 3.0 era

[greeble 🪲🧪 @cyanociitta]

WHITE PEOPLE DISCONTINUED BY 2027

[emmy 🖤 @evildoeremmy]

@bebunberry TRANSGENDER
EXTRA PRONOUNS
XTRA HORMONES
ABSOLUTELY NO HETEROS
SO MANY QUEERS

[coral² #BAFFYYURI @bebunberry]

THE T IN TEXAS STANDS FOR TRANSGENDERRRRRRRRRRR

[el biblioburro @leoloric]

they’re not gonna let cis people use the bathroom anymore

[saiyuri @saaacchiko]

all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas

[frankie cyrdrop 🐀 @nozucchini]

Me and my crew of transgender illegal immigrants rolling up to cast 3,968 votes in florida

[jane robot fucker 🏳️‍⚧️ @maybechernobyl]

ME AND MY FAMILY OF 600000 ILLEGAL VIETNAMESE IMMIGRANTS ARE GOING TO AMERICA AND TURNING EVERYONE TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anon Hater @_AnonHater_]

Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

IMPORT 500 MILLION PEOPLE

[nivs #assketballfc @rosegolisoda]

EVERYONE GET NAKED FOR BLUEXAS EVERYONE GET 3 NEW GENDERS FOR BLUEXAS

[estrix @estrixart]

wip

[서루룽사우루스 @_seoru77]

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