brie

idk probably just some nonsense

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

?

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

flight attendant: he’s having a heart attack is anyone here a doctor

me: no but im an empath. i feel soooo bad for him :(

[brie @dogBRIEder]

@barstoolsports Omg whattt

[Joe @mojoejoejoemtz]

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

[brie @dogBRIEder]

@madgers818 I will also be unsubscribing from life today due to this tweet

[TALK TO HER NICELY @beurbabyy]

Is the placebo affect not the same thing as manifesting?

[julia @juliashiplett]

Honestly haven’t decided whether I’m going to re-enter society like this or like this

[rachel yara @bugposting]

stimulants and depressants are like eyeliner. you just add a little more to each side until eventually it’s even

[TALK TO HER NICELY @beurbabyy]

When will my looney tunes mug arrive

[brie @dogBRIEder]

Roommate just realized that I don’t categorize the apps on my phone...he seems worried?

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Twitter is not for being hot, it is for being insane

[Your jealousy is so tragic. @TheLegitRebecca]

Grosse Pointe Antifa, Stand Back and Stand by!!

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

we picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[farha @shutyourhell]

if you don’t see me tweeting that means im doing well

[brie @dogBRIEder]

Without downloading a new pic, where are you mentally

[Matt @madgers818]

Without downloading a new pic, where are you mentally? @dwp_91

[brie @dogBRIEder]

(The only thing I’ve heard about her lately is that she caused a house fire because she left her ceremonial candles burning in the bathroom)

[brie @dogBRIEder]

Growing up my parents had this friend that was completely off her rocker. She would tell me things like she was able to transmit radio frequencies through her government sponsored teeth. I’ve found myself thinking about her a lot lately.... hope she is well

[Elisa I @acarrotcanoe]

I love/hate when my procrastination gets rewarded/validated by deadlines getting moved out for other reasons. Like, damn, teach me a lesson! I don’t want to live this self-induced torture!