John

[John @dog__dirt]

@jomickane You carnt piss there mate

[John @dog__dirt]

@joe928 @Baldulent No matter how hard I try, I can not get past 'World Class Basics' without spewing up

[John @dog__dirt]

@joe928 @AlexDuggan20 Got nothing on the Geordies who march upto St James' Park on mass at any hour to shout their opinions

[John @dog__dirt]

@NoContextBrits @benshutt48 do you miss seeing my cup full of character?

[John @dog__dirt]

@joe928 @Barcajim3 Just accept everything you read is fact from now on mate 👍

[John @dog__dirt]

@FakeShowbizNews

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

Gimme a Retweet if you think this man was an absolute LEGEND!! ❤️#RikMayall

[John @dog__dirt]

@dcfcofficial Never wanted a manager to succeed more than Rosenior

[John @dog__dirt]

@joe928 @sarm0161 Now watch this drive

[BottomClips @Bottom_Clips]

8 years ago today, we sadly lost the world's greatest comedian. He was a comic, a serious actor and a big kid at heart. Ladies and gentlemen... Rik Mayall!!

Richard Michael Mayall 7th March 1958 - 9th June 2014

We love you, Rik ❤️

#Bottom #RikMayall #RikMayallDay

[Ryan O'Meara @_omeara_r]

Chris Wilder literally did the same with a League 1 squad..

[Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett]

Britain’s two biggest energy companies are making profits of £4.5 million per hour.

1 person in the UK dies every hour due to living in a cold home.

Forgive me for harping on about it but that makes me sick. Rampant profiteering at the expense of society.

[Rob @bobbyxyz1234]

Now this is passion from a true football fan. I tip my hat to you sir 👏🏻🙏🏻 #dcfc

[John @dog__dirt]

@shitlondonguinn Guinness snobs are aids

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Ronaldo when he scores in the 89th minute to make it 9-1

[John @dog__dirt]

@mcollins_1990 @SkySportsPL £1 and £90mill debts is best I know of through inside men, things are that bad that Mike Ashley does look like a good option, but fear 3 years down the line

[John @dog__dirt]

@iMiaSanMia @cfbayern @altobelli13

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

Before I try & turn in & shut down the busy brain that has taunted me all my life, I can't help but ponder why confrontation is winning over debate? No common ground, just all or nothing. My Dad raised me to listen, not just raise my voice. Apologies for this lecture like tweet x

[John @dog__dirt]

@NoContextBrits Also the government

[John @dog__dirt]

@fesshole Great satisfaction going out on a frosty morning bagging turds like a game of hungry hippos