Muppet the Dog

I’m a dog. I live in Edina. Parody account. Despite the rumors, I'm not a real dog.

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

What does this man do for a living? Wrong answers only....

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Jimmy Butler still plays?

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The NBA’s top 10 highest paid players next season:

Stephen Curry: $62.6 million
Nikola Jokic: $59 million
Giannis Antetokounmpo: $58.5 million
Jayson Tatum: $58.5 million
Anthony Davis: $58.5 million
Joel Embiid: $58 million
Devin Booker: $57.1 million
Jaylen Brown: $57.1 million
Karl-Anthony Towns: $57.1 million
Jimmy Butler: $56.8 million

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@txmueller That worked well

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Imagine having Towns and trading him away for a guy that takes almost every "play off" in the "playoffs".

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

I love him so much

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

KAT:

"I just felt a calm and a peace that had to be come from the woman above (his mom). I felt like a kid. It was just fun out here. It felt like I was a kid getting ready to go play my Saturday AAU games and Sunday AAU games. In a way I felt like I was seeing her in the stands"

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

David Kahn ran the Wolves better than Kwesi ran the Vikings

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

I want to give a shout out to my guy @MeatSauce1 who NOBODY reacted to after a couple of great quotes today

Hawk: "A horse stabbing suspect..."

Sauce: "Could he not get down the mountain?" (Callback)

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Hawk: "Try this on for size"

Sauce: "I don't think it'll fit."

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Dip

Shit

[Raptors Lead @RaptorsLead]

🚨 MOCK TRADE MONDAY 🚨

A trade with @TWolvesLead that shakes up both rosters on draft night!

Thoughts? 🤔

#WeTheNorth

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Olivia Miles should be the starting PG for the Timberwolves

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@BarackObama In 4 months our lunatic leader will claim it will be called the Donald Trump Obama Presidencial Center...

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@JonKrawczynski @badanglebball It doesn't matter, Jon. How many games in a row does Naz play where you can rely on him over and over for his price? That is my problem with him. We have too many players that are not smart on the floor and not consistent. He fits that category.

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Legend. This was the beginning of when you could actually start to feel the Wolves were a serious team.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

The Minnesota Timberwolves are deeply saddened by the passing of Hall of Fame coach Rick Adelman.

Adelman served as head coach of the Timberwolves from 2011-14 and exemplified leadership, integrity and professionalism throughout his distinguished career. Serving as head coach for five teams over 23 NBA seasons, he became one of the game’s most respected and accomplished leaders, finishing 10th on the league’s all-time wins list. Adelman made a lasting impact on our organization, his players and the game of basketball.

We extend our heartfelt condolences to wife Mary Kay, the Adelman family and all who had the privilege of knowing him.

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@erecasner @JonesOnTheNBA He has a lot of time to think of what to say with all of the time he spends on the ground

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@MeatSauce1 Need a smart on the court PG more than anything

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Chet better get ripped for years after last night

Rudy would never hear the end of it if he played like that last night.

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@Kel_Sauce Cowtown?

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

@JonKrawczynski @SpikeEskin

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

These Twins...

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Well thankfully they'll get swept.

Also, this MFer agreed with the trade when it was made...so he can fuck right off.

[First Take @FirstTake]

“The Minnesota Timberwolves are on the verge of making one of the worst trades in NBA history. If Karl-Anthony Towns … [brings] a championship to New York, that’s going to make the Minnesota Timberwolves look like fools.”

—@kendrickperkins on the Timberwolves trading KAT for Julius Randle 😳

[Muppet the Dog @dog_muppet]

Don’t believe it. Just like the other video from today…this, too, is of JJ McCarthy

[Adam Patrick @adampatrickNFL]

First look at #Vikings rookie DL Caleb Banks in Minnesota's OTAs today...

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