@MaisieandMaude I salute your zombie-killing skills. My human brother used to slaughter zombies in the back garden, until he started revising for exams! Weโre overrun with the blooming things now!
Mum said she had to work on her book today, so I nicked her chair when she went out of the room for 5 seconds. How dare she show something else more attention!
#dogsoftwitter
Human is eating a chocolate pastry for breakfast. I want it. She says itโs poisonous & canโt give me any. Like Iโm falling for that nonsense!
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Stoopid humans. I donโt know how many different ways I can ask for my mini-humanโs left-over sausage roll! Iโm fluffy and cute, hand it over!!
#dogsoftwitter#HungryPooch