Brian Griffin

fuck quagmire... I am not a dog. I am a God.

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

do you ever turn off your TV and think, “well, I bet the Jews didn’t like that”?

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

lowkey if someone told me in the 7th grade making glitter graphics would ruin the environment I probably wouldn’t have cared and still would have risked it

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

I’m tired of my fate being decided by the algorithm

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

anal prolapse on ambien

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

how the fuck did I set my bathroom on fire and get a warrant out for my arrest in the same day and I’m not even on drugs anymore

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

how the fuck did I set my bathroom on fire and get a warrant out for my arrest in the same day and I’m not even on drugs anymore

[m @msnetik]

I’ve seen DVD menus you can’t imagine

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

Everyone is talking about The Left and The Right … this whole time I thought we were dancing to the Cupid Shuffle

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

Barack Obama is in my DMs

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

AI no one gives a fuck what you think!

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

if only he said “I LOVE ISRAEL” the Texans would have won the Super Bowl.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Houston Texans’ Azeez Al-Shaair has reportedly been fined $11,593 for wearing eye black that contained the message "stop the genocide” https://t.co/52dEF5XNpt

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

hey guys are we living in a Seinfeld situation or is that just life

[Kendall R. @defetiscorr]

What my college experience was like

[Brian Griffin @dogbackwards]

JK Rowling is my hero

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away

[🦢. @esihlendima_]

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