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@KoruuKun IS NO LONGER MY OSHI 🐱📿

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@korukrafts Oh. I thought EX-OSHI!! was still a beginner... stunted in more ways than one...

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@korukrafts @ene_ne06 @korukunkrafts @GHXZTFAZE Cole better NOT steal Nova's title belt!! I'll sic the dawgs (dog 🥰) on 'em!

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@korukrafts @ene_ne06 @korukunkrafts @GHXZTFAZE Look how many times lolcows like Cyraxx have called the police and wasted their time. 0 arrests for doing so. Illegal my ass.

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@korukunkrafts @korukrafts @ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE Oh, okay. That's how shoplifting in my area works. They won't even attempt an arrest even if there's CCTV (closed-circuit television) evidence unless it's felony level theft. So maybe it didn't happen.

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@korukrafts @ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE noooo- the=y blocked me white woman come baaaaack let the dogs biteeee

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts Must be all the lack of gluten in her diet, you see, gluten is what ages you, so without it your body is stuck in a stasis of unaging. I hope this science lesson helps you today, she still looks like a malnourished 18yo tho, don't @ me abt that, brokie

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts You're the one sending me some rando's image playing a game of guess-the-age (which you're shitty at; you gave me the answer) so don't act like you're the normal one here, brokie

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts What'd I do??? All I do is advocate for dog biting!

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@ene_ne06 @korukrafts @GHXZTFAZE 18 is 6 years older than a 12yo. That's 6 years to mature and grow. For this logic to hold you'd have to be saying he had the same maturity of a 12yo.

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big mad turns out oshi is a predatorrrrrr 😭😭😭

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts Also, how am I going to look it up, I'm not using tiktok for nothin

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts 5 ≈ 41% of 12, 5 ≈ 7% of 70. I am to believe a 12 year old looks over 40% older than they actually are? I don't think oshi had good intent...

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@explorebeauty12 I love Rorschach tests! I see three dogs tearing a man apart.

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts wait I'm having a hard time understanding how oshi could make that kind of mistake tho. 12 year olds look 12 years old, not 17. 12 = 12, 12 ≠ 17.

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts I'm so upset right now, me and the dawgs (dogs) are howling 😭

Oshi whyyyyy

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts Do I need to be someone??

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@ene_ne06 @GHXZTFAZE @korukrafts Wait... Oshi dated a 12 year old??

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@aaliyahvtuber_ Florida

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@korukunkrafts @moodymui0 Sorry to hear you got shadowbanned. Me and the dawgs (dogs) will be biting for the ban to be lifted so your reach and audience can grow!