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I’m sorry that I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.

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@BarBender11 @TheStreetsofATX No, the car caught my eye from at least a quarter mile away in my mirrors, but whenever he passed us, the chin told me two things: who it was and that the car was real and not a kit car.

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@ZurcHigh I don’t care what his “wife” says, Briscoe Cain hasn’t bagged many carpets in his day.

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@BarBender11 @TheStreetsofATX The only real one I’ve seen out on the roads was being driven by Jay Leno on the PCH in Malibu.

That chin of his was a dead giveaway.

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I just gave $2 to a homeless man at the corner of 59 and Kirby that was wearing a t-shirt that had a weed leaf on it surrounded by the words “Yes, you are smelling weed. I smell it too!”

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@NoahMF @evan7257 Don’t we all though?

(To make it even better, this was written from the Chick-fil-A on 59 between Kirby and Buffalo Speedway)

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@NoahMF @evan7257 I used to say it often whenever I could post under my actual name, but I wish I could become the modern day Ken Hoffman.

I know that I possess some of his talent. I know that I possess some of his wit. I know that I possess some of his charm.

But I wish I could be Ken Hoffman.

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@TSBurkhardt Sometimes it’s all we have.

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@SpeedSportLife @toidinamaisey Ever!

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@wychstreet Are you part of the “Us” or part of the “Them”?

After it all, we are all just ordinary men.

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@repentantKerry @JoshuaBarzon Aurora borealis? At this time of the year? At this time of the day? In this part of the country? Localized in your kitchen?

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@hoss_tagge Gas station moonshine!

@shdwstar

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@fndnemo @redraidertech I wanted to go to the new Terry Black’s in Houston for my birthday last month, but settled for Pappadeaux, as it was much closer, and I didn’t want to drive to the Heights.

After hearing their prices, Pappadeaux was the cheaper option.

($400 for a party of 6.)

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@Scot8915 @redraidertech As have their costs!

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@DannyGreenhands @redraidertech It might not be fancy, but it’s good, and brisket is now expensive!

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@redraidertech $67 is only 2/3rds of $100.

(Check my math…I might be wrong here.)

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@lyndonbajohnson Or Mayor Wiggum’s campaign slogan being, “it’s not his fault that the stadium collapsed!”

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@megan_lassi Yes. With the exception of the 93-95 Rockets and the 17-22 Astros, this is the norm in Houston!

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@RichOToole I use it on so much. Not bbq so much but a lot of other stuff.