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I love the bird app!

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Feeling brave today... Incase some of y’all were wondering what I look like 😳

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@acouplerats I learned in my CPR class that you can propel yourself onto a chair into your solar plexus to DIY heimlich maneuver yourself

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Eating ratatouille for the first time, who told me they’re allergic to eggplant?

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There is an onion stuck on the back of my throat and I can’t cough it out, about to reach in and flick it off 🙂

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omg I forgot I have a twitter

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@Ieejendary :(

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3 barefoot people spotted: 1 man riding his bike barefoot in the rain, 2 people walking around the hospital barefoot

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Selling 2 Duster tickets for Portland, OR 10/26 tonight at 8pm! Message me if you are interested #duster #portland

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“I would also be a bowl of peas” - Amanda talking about what kind of vegetable they would be

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“We were cosplaying as baseball fans” - Jenny

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Drinking the yerba that sat in my hot car all day and now it’s like a hot tea 😌

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“I really love the German version of queer eye” -Lucy

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@Ieejendary Say less 😮😮

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

who wants to ride on the lickitung slide

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I try to go to bed early… but house music, persona 4, good books, cool stars in the sky exist :-)

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Face so moisturized two mosquitos have fell into my 10 layer skincare routine and died 😌

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Icchy, the mascot of Tokai TV, is neither a bear nor a dog, but is “a fairy that came from a flower garden.”

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Mom: “hey ask Brad to get me a t shirt before you guys break up”

-an unsent tweet about Lucy wanting a smoke jumper shirt

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Gonna gauge Jenny’s ears so I can put a AirTag on her

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@ThatNerdyGinger Jenny didn’t like my criticism on her water intake for the sake of her kidneys. Shes an incredibly well built machine that does not need water tho 😎

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“Keep my kidneys out of your mouth” - Jenny

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@ThatNerdyGinger It was Jenny lmao

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*40 minutes into watching the new Tom Hanks movie* “is Tom Hanks in Forest Gump? I thought he died.