brain

Hot cross buns

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i be hittin it from the back saying shit like you’ll pay for what you’ve done

[brain @dogcampfire]

April fools i still love you!

[brain @dogcampfire]

Jesus never turned water into wine he just used that powder and made orange Gatorade

[brain @dogcampfire]

What do people do all day i just sit here and try not to die untill the next thing happens

[brain @dogcampfire]

Whats it called when you run out of weed and your body starts decomposing

[brain @dogcampfire]

Whats is called when it feels like your wearing a hat but you are not wearing a hat

[brain @dogcampfire]

There is a cat on tik tom called winston and i am his number one fan

[brain @dogcampfire]

Suer heros with ..

[brain @dogcampfire]

Super heros with crocs

[brain @dogcampfire]

Does batman wear shoes

[brain @dogcampfire]

I hate that they call me little farter when in reality they should call me big poo log because some of them are above average diameter

[brain @dogcampfire]

Its weird being a real live drug addict

[brain @dogcampfire]

Every morning i go down to the cracker barrel to take a shit in their bathroom and then i never have to clean my bathroom # life hack

[brain @dogcampfire]

Ive been shittin out turkey dogs since the scientific revolution

[brain @dogcampfire]

Most people call me Micheal scatlanta but since were friends u can call me joosey caboosey

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

autism be damned that boy is addicted to pornography.

[brain @dogcampfire]

All my dreams take place in a combination Mall School amusement park airport